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I zippered my willie : owch .......

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:33 pm
by esonscar
Hey guys - I need to share this with you all:

……. I have been in sleeping bags all my life so this is just a freak one off which I thought you all should know about ………

I was lying (naked) in my sleeping bag last week and needed a wee so……..
I crunched/raised myself and leant forward to get upright to get out of the ‘bag when as I did so the sleeping bag zip slid open and zipped my willie into the zipper :shock: !

I had a vision of hospital in the nude with a sleeping bag hanging of my old boy, but luckily after a gentle tug on the zipper and a little flesh loss off my willie I was free !

I have nothing else to say really – just one of those things :oops:

[ use this information as you see fit :ninja: ! ]

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:39 pm
by naniekso
hahaha. thats funny! i guess my best advice would be to wear a sock lol

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:51 am
by SeanGuna
Wear something man... that's painful for me to just read it so for all of us get some Care Bear PJ bottoms at least :)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:41 am
by dougirwin13
Owowowow!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:08 am
by Supafly
Baaaaahahahahahahaha GOLD

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PostPosted: Wed May 19, 2010 3:22 pm
by seattlesurfer
owww...maybe he tried to commit suicide..because you call him 'willy'

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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 7:02 pm
by flyingvee
Ouuuchhh!! I did the same many years ago aged about 5yrs after taking a sneaky outdoor pee. Man, did it hurt! Mum escorted me to hospital and a lovely nurse set me free! Lol!

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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 5:01 pm
by liamthomson
esonscar wrote:Hey guys - I need to share this with you all:

……. I have been in sleeping bags all my life so this is just a freak one off which I thought you all should know about ………

I was lying (naked) in my sleeping bag last week and needed a wee so……..
I crunched/raised myself and leant forward to get upright to get out of the ‘bag when as I did so the sleeping bag zip slid open and zipped my willie into the zipper :shock: !

I had a vision of hospital in the nude with a sleeping bag hanging of my old boy, but luckily after a gentle tug on the zipper and a little flesh loss off my willie I was free !

I have nothing else to say really – just one of those things :oops:

[ use this information as you see fit :ninja: ! ]


i may never camp again.. :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:13 pm
by NorthMyrtleB
You really need to watch that movie "Something About Mary". I bet you will cringe more than the rest of us did on that one part!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:14 pm
by esonscar
NorthMyrtleB wrote:You really need to watch that movie "Something About Mary". I bet you will cringe more than the rest of us did on that one part!


LOL – the whole family and Emergency came to have a look ! - hahahahahhaha.

Thank the surf that didn't happen to me ! - :lol: