……. I have been in sleeping bags all my life so this is just a freak one off which I thought you all should know about ………
I was lying (naked) in my sleeping bag last week and needed a wee so……..
I crunched/raised myself and leant forward to get upright to get out of the ‘bag when as I did so the sleeping bag zip slid open and zipped my willie into the zipper
!I had a vision of hospital in the nude with a sleeping bag hanging of my old boy, but luckily after a gentle tug on the zipper and a little flesh loss off my willie I was free !
I have nothing else to say really – just one of those things
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