I haven't got Chinatown Wars but i've just played GTA IV for the first time
ever this weekend and it's awesome

I stole a bullet proof armoured vehicle and then rode around the runway at the airport and the police couldn't touch me! managed to lose them after too. I drove straight into a plane landing, but was gutted I magically went "through" it like a ghost, rather than hitting it

. Why can't I steal a jet? I went to a strip club and got a private dance but then she screamed for some reason and the security guys beat me up and threw me out so I stabbed them! I drove my car up some steps, knocked over a few pedestrians and police officers and went up over a ramp, turned over 3 times mid-air and landed on my wheels so that I could drive away! I tried to get across to the other island but it wouldn't let me - guess I hadnt got far enough? I tried swimming across but drowned, then I got off the subway and ran down the tracks across the bridge, but fell through a gap and plunged about 30ft onto concrete

oh, and i just lurve listening to some of the chat shows on the radio and watching the tv the apartment... i haven't laughed so much in ages!
i just loooooooooooooooooooove this game it's such a laugh!