True story

[Noserope]

So there's this Puerto Rican walking along the bottom of this hill and he can't feed his family so he looks up and says dear God help me I can't feed my family, just then there's this black guy walking along the top of the hill with a big wheel of cheese and he drops it and it rolls all the way down the hill to the Puerto Rican so he runs home with it and tells his wife to make nachos and she says wouldn't you rather have enchiladas and he says no because all the way home he heard this devine voice from above proclaiming-"THAS NA CHO CHEEZ!".

[Otter]

I'll bet that cheese wheel came from the new factory in the Holy Land...



Cheeses of Nazareth.