The fafanators secrets identity

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Who IS the fafanator really???

He REALLY is a 14yr old boy with the intellect of a duck!
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23%
He's a socially retarded 20stone trucker looking for surf girls
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31%
He's that "magic of cornwall" bloke again (or whatever he was called)
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31%
A mild mannered janator hiding a secret...
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15%
 
Total votes : 26

The fafanators secrets identity

Postby Stone Fox » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:50 am

Come on boys and girls, place your bet!


ooops. That's supposed to say "reporter" not "janitor"..... my bad.
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Postby Stone Fox » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:45 pm

maybe I'm being a bit mean...
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Postby Sillysausage » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:02 pm

lol
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Postby myate » Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:33 pm

lol...the poll is better than his Valentines day one!
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Postby The Fafanator » Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:20 pm

Oh common, although this made me laugh, what is wrong with you people, can't you accept there was a few misunderstandings and please lay off, stop being assholes, I have a bad enough self-image as it is, you don't have to rub it in, plus I had a misunderstanding abot the wave sizes (and I still don't understand it completely, I mean, if a wave that is as higher than a guy who is riding it's head then how can the face be smaller than 6 foot, and when it is twice his size how can it not be under 12 foot? it just doesn't make sence), plus I didn't clame 20 foot barrals, that was made up to make me sound worse than I was, it was your own exaguration, so it is obviose I am not the only one who is exagurating.
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Postby isaluteyou » Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:59 pm

The Fafanator wrote:Oh common, although this made me laugh, what is wrong with you people, can't you accept there was a few misunderstandings and please lay off, stop being assholes, I have a bad enough self-image as it is, you don't have to rub it in, plus I had a misunderstanding abot the wave sizes (and I still don't understand it completely, I mean, if a wave that is as higher than a guy who is riding it's head then how can the face be smaller than 6 foot, and when it is twice his size how can it not be under 12 foot? it just doesn't make sence), plus I didn't clame 20 foot barrals, that was made up to make me sound worse than I was, it was your own exaguration, so it is obviose I am not the only one who is exagurating.


That depends on the size of the surfer - for all we know you could be basing your logic on a 3ft dwarf :lol: :wink:
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Postby The Fafanator » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:07 pm

I am asing my logic on Shaun Jobert, the local pro, here's a link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVo_avaeFaQ
this Is what I conwsider 6ft-8ft (dependig on the specific wave, there are a few 3 foot faces there too, and one really big one, probably like 10ft, the one in slow mo that barrals over him, I sometimes have a problem at that section , but I will never go out in a day like that. )

Tell me if I am wrong, and then tell me what it is (the face of the wave, not the back.) I hope this clears out some misunderstandings, I tho\ink there has been alot of them here.
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Postby Beachbumhippie » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:18 pm

The face here, France. The back in Crack land :wink: . Yer looks big to me.
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Postby The Fafanator » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:22 pm

How big, because I surf there on similar days, (just not that one HUGE one, more like a nice overhead, not big) to me that doensn't look big, so I don't know what the fuss is all about (although I saw people surf xxxxx that is like ancle high, and I am geussing that is less than a foot, when I surf it useually is about soulder to overhead, and anything that is under hip hight (which I think is 2 foot swell) doesn't have enough power to take me, unless I am riding someones looooooooonnnnnnnngggggggboard. (maby the surf here isn't powerfull enough?)
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Postby surferdude_scarborough » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:29 pm

or maybe you're grossly exaggerating the size of the surf because you want to sound cool. well, you dont. all begginners exaggerate size a little but you claim to be surfing in overhead waves all the time and youve been surfing 3 months. erm, get real. look at how big it actually is.
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Postby joem » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:23 pm

to be fair i think most surfers exagarate wave size (just not as much as he does) unless there true big wave chargers
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:44 pm

I think The Fafanator is actually a 76 year old, morbidly obese, grandmother grooming the groms on here for some wrinkly-on-grom action.

You read about this kind of thing all the time.
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Ok Look

Postby surf patrol » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:08 pm

Everybody:
I seem to be picking up that The Fafanator does not seem to have that many fans on here. This sort of abuse has been unprecedented since that 'not long til combe' ahole - which I felt was much more deserved since that bloke should know better. Come on - let's keep things on a nice and friendly level that we are all used to here.

The Fafanator:
I seem to be picking up that you do not seem to have that many fans on here. This sort of abuse has been unprecedented since that 'not long til combe' ahole - which I felt was much more deserved since that bloke should know better.
I realise that you are 14 and have nothing against that (generously giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are not a troll) but how about chilling out and being yourself? Please think about what you are posting. No-one will be impressed with bull but they will be more than happy to answer your real surfing posts and about things that have actually happened to you.

I dont like this sort of flaming and a nice friendly atmosphere is one of the reasons people come and post here.
Peace restored.



(I went for option B in the poll)
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Postby isaluteyou » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:32 pm

spot on SP :wink:
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Re: Ok Look

Postby RJD » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:09 am

surf patrol wrote:Everybody:
I seem to be picking up that The Fafanator does not seem to have that many fans on here.


Yeah posting bull all over a reativly tight knit community forum kinda does that.

Amazingly anyone who comes on saying'hey I'm learning to surf, isnt it great, I need help' doesnt get that kinda xxxxx.
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Postby Otter » Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:48 am

OK, I agree with Surf Patrol, what could a 14 year old know about shaved pussy besides his pet?
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Postby hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf » Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:09 am

classic
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Postby pkbum » Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:19 am

I think this dude has ADD.
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Postby The Fafanator » Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:49 am

^ You are correct (pkbum) I do have add, people should stop having a problem with it.
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Postby Sillysausage » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:46 am

Otter wrote:OK, I agree with Surf Patrol, what could a 14 year old know about shaved pussy besides his pet?


lmao. thats class
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