One liners
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:11 pmOK hot shots lets have them.
Hi, i think i`m in Heaven you must be an angle
Hi, i think i`m in Heaven you must be an angle
" i have a chainsaw in the van "
(that actually worked too)
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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:11 pmPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:13 pmPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:29 pmThats just kinky 
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:48 pmThose clothes look very becoming on you.
But if I were on you I would be c*&ing too.
But if I were on you I would be c*&ing too.
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:57 pmExcuse me miss.. you're going to have to come with me. People are complaining that you are making all the other girls look horribly ugly.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:20 amFunny this should be posted, was listening to the Mikey Show in San Diego on the way to work the other day, they gave Jack Nicholson's favorite pick up line...
"When did you become pregnant?"
"When did you become pregnant?"
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:13 amThats a nice dress it would look good on my bed room floor,
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:26 pmNice shoes wanna F____?
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:50 pmDo you give head as good as your sister 
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:23 pmSticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:57 pmAnd hands up how many of you are single?
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:34 pmim not the hottes guy in here but im the only one talking to you
(not really the same thing as the others but i always thought it was quite funny)
(not really the same thing as the others but i always thought it was quite funny)
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:58 pmBy the way i'd just like to clarify that my question was a question to the posters not an example of a one liner 
Re: One liners
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:01 amBeachbumhippie wrote:OK hot shots lets have them.
Hi, i think i`m pythagorus you must be an angle
Anyway, back to the fun!
- Get your coat, you've pulled.
- Here's 20p go call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.
- Do have any English in you? Do you want some?
- Do you like math? How about we add you and me, divide your legs and multiply.
On a more serious not I think anyone caught using any of the above lines should be emasculated to prevent pollution of the gene pool. (Although I think their personality would be all the contraception they needed!)
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:54 amhey take a look at this.....
(have her look down my pants...that'll pretty much do it)
(have her look down my pants...that'll pretty much do it)
Re: One liners
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:36 pmStone Fox wrote:Beachbumhippie wrote:OK hot shots lets have them.
Hi, i think i`m pythagorus you must be an angle
Was he not a Greek Mathematician. You must be a virgin with chat up lines like that. Anyway theres no need for young men to use chat up lines today, seeing as young wpmen are as loose as the boys.
Anyway, back to the fun!
- Get your coat, you've pulled.
- Here's 20p go call your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.
- Do have any English in you? Do you want some?
- Do you like math? How about we add you and me, divide your legs and multiply.
On a more serious not I think anyone caught using any of the above lines should be emasculated to prevent pollution of the gene pool. (Although I think their personality would be all the contraception they needed!)
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:17 pmLibby wrote:And hands up how many of you are single?
I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.
Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:18 pmNoserope wrote:Libby wrote:And hands up how many of you are single?
I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.
Aye that chainsaw line.... Still with her
Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:01 amam single he he and i love it sort of u go out and never know what could happen
Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:59 amPapaW wrote:Noserope wrote:Libby wrote:And hands up how many of you are single?
I'm not and the line I first used on my wife was just as crude as any of these. Go figure.
Aye that chainsaw line.... Still with her
Yup, wasn't the chainsaw line though. I turn red just thinking about repeating what I said.