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Top Tips

Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:35 pm
by flyingvee
C'mon then y'all - the crazy'r the better!!


Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:48 pm
by PapaW
Don't eat yellow snow.

Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:51 pm
by Sillysausage
or trust a skinny chef

Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:58 pm
by flyingvee
Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence. ...

Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:02 pm
by PapaW
Double your wear time on pants... turn them inside out.

Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:39 pm
by northswell
Only go out with girls who earn big.

Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:40 pm
by Milo
Wear two of everything, that way when the top layer gets dirty you can peel it of and away you go.


Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 10:42 pm
by northswell
have no regrets
God i'm old

Posted:
Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:38 pm
by surferdude_scarborough
drink now think later

Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:37 am
by drowningbitbybit
surferdude_scarborough wrote:drink now think later
Don't kick lamp-posts.

Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:04 am
by jethrodog
Don't pee into the wind
Unless you haven't bathed for a week

Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:32 am
by myate
never trust a bald barber!

Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:53 am
by Johno
When in the Dam smoke weed then drink beer! do not drink beer then smoke weed!


Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:35 pm
by Sillysausage
Johno wrote:When in the Dam smoke weed then drink beer! do not drink beer then smoke weed!

'grass before beer you're in the clear, beer befor grass you're on your a@@'

Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:46 pm
by Dr Rev
Save trees, eat a beaver !!!


Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:06 pm
by essex sucks
drowningbitbybit wrote:surferdude_scarborough wrote:drink now think later
Don't kick lamp-posts.
haha lmao


Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:08 pm
by PapaW
Save paper, Use both sides of the loo roll.

Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:31 pm
by flyingvee
PapaW wrote:Save paper, Use both sides of the loo roll.
Oh my God!!!..


Posted:
Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:12 pm
by Johno
I love eating beavers!

Posted:
Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:22 am
by isaluteyou
dont take a piss while doing a handstand