Surfing Waves

I've got my work one today, I'm planning on working for 1 hour 45 minutes then starting drinking!

Thanks taxpayers!


(only kidding, I have to take the afternoon as leave and EVERYTHING is paid for ourselves)

I'm starting with a hangover which I think is a good thing.

Anyone else got/had theirs and got any gossip?

Got mine next Thursday. Bound to be messy - I run pubs and nightclubs, so plenty of free booze and no chance of getting kicked out

I can't go to mine tonight cuz I'm still ill

Hope everyone has a good time at theirs though

got mine on sat night but i don't want too go now theres good surf about

Im having mine today, all on my own !!! So i reckon i will sneak off and have a smoke or too !!!

Good on ya Revvy .. i will join you in spirit my man

My work doooooooo is next friday .. " CheeZee & Elzy's " chrimbo office party !! this will include the following activities:

Take the p*** out of all customers that come in on the day.

Give completely the wrong advice for any product sold.

Make outrageous claims of wealth and riches to all those using said products.

Tell all customers that they are my favourite customer.

Diplomatically flirt with any customers partner.

Consume alchoholic beverages/cheeky burns.






...basically just another day at the office for me !!!!!!!

Im too hammered to be at work !!!

Reverend wrote:Im too hammered to be at work !!!

... ... ... ... .. :The boss walks in: ... ... ... ... ... :The boss walks out: .. ... ...

CheeZee wrote:

Reverend wrote:Im too hammered to be at work !!!

... ... ... ... .. :The boss walks in: ... ... ... ... ... :The boss walks out: .. ... ...

quality stuff CheeZee

Ours on Thursday... the entire North coast staff going.. will be a big being in Ireland an all!! Certinaly a te st of the withholding :p I know the wardens here are going to be ona right bender!!!

my christmas party is tonight. I have elected to stay home and enjoy the time with my friends and put up the christmas tree instead of going for a repeat of last year.......getting all dressed up looking very classy and nice, getting unwelcome attention from the office guys and then getting so wasted i which wasnt so classy!

I am comfortable with my decision

Had our first do on Monday night. The usual cab driver party depravity and once again my sex life is the talk of the office.

Oh dear.......

I will be the office gossip for the next 6 months....


I'll not go into details lets just say myself and a girl from admin weren't very subtle.

I'm going to a house party tonight where some of my work colleagues will be. I'm not looking forward to it.

I know the wardens here are going to be on a right bender!!!

... have they locked you up at last bro ??!! ..

getting all dressed up looking very classy and nice, getting unwelcome attention from the office guys

...aww i want seasonal sexual harrasment from girls in the office ..

The usual cab driver party depravity and once again my sex life is the talk of the office.

... the gossip has reached me already Jen!! .. so exactly what were you doing with 3goats, 1second division footy player and a packet of peanuts??!!

I'll not go into details lets just say myself and a girl from admin weren't very subtle.

... when you say "we werent very subtle".. are we talking like ... " heysh eweeone, look, me and shaz are reverese cowboy'ing on the bonnet of the boss's car .... type thing ?! ..or more of a .. "some screaming and giving thanks to the lord our saviour may have been heard from outside the cupboard door ??!! lmao

CheeZee wrote:

I'll not go into details lets just say myself and a girl from admin weren't very subtle.

... when you say "we werent very subtle".. are we talking like ... " heysh eweeone, look, me and shaz are reverese cowboy'ing on the bonnet of the boss's car .... type thing ?! ..or more of a .. "some screaming and giving thanks to the lord our saviour may have been heard from outside the cupboard door ??!! lmao

Ha ha!

Not quite as bad as that! I'll have to give the club a call later on as I was in such a rush to leave that I didn't pick up my jacket. I should probably ask for hers as well.

I'm such office gossip trash.

CheeZee wrote:

The usual cab driver party depravity and once again my sex life is the talk of the office.

... the gossip has reached me already Jen!! .. so exactly what were you doing with 3goats, 1second division footy player and a packet of peanuts??!!

Hehe yeah close but no cigar my friend!!

Love triangle is now a love pentagon and got two VERY pissed off ''friends''. Ah well... it'll all blow over by next Christmas

Got another do in two weeks followed by the big blowout do in January... looks set to be a fun few weeks

We're going Go-karting before we have out meal. Just the wardens on a propper grand Prix stylieee! then joining everyone else for the meal and drinks well late.