Who do want to be loved?

by **RussianBeauty** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:12 pm

Hello from Ukraine.
By looking at my friends, I have come to a conclusion, that all modern men
only get married because they need to, or the age has come.

Excuse me, but what about love?

They come to us with flowers and a proposal, ask us to merry them, and
yet the night before the ceremony they make a -boys party- as if they
are loosing each other forever.

I want to find a smart, clever and also romantic man, I decided to try
my luck and search the Internet.

I have posted my profile on the web May be I will be fortunate to
find my love here. My profile is 4046. Irina.

by **jonny** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 1:52 pm

wtf??

by **tree_hugger** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:36 pm

yeah right what the hell is this. Has surfing waves turned into some eastern european dating service.
surf mello

by **Guest** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 5:49 am

Classy.
Hey Euro Ho. Do you know a Russian chick called Ewa Sonnet? She's got big nunga nunga's and frankly, I'd give up surfing to marry her.
She also has a profile on a website just like you. Check out polishbusty.pi

See, not all surfers are nasty woman-usin beer drinking yobs after all.
Brent :->

by **surf patrol** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:01 am

What - no one interested in hooking up with irina ??
Come on, give an eastern european girl a chance.

I want to find a smart, clever and also romantic man, I decided to try
my luck and search the Internet.

I had to laugh - this spam can stay.

by **oslo** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 3:14 pm

lol!
Irina sure is original.... Never seen anything like this before. Irina: go to russianbrides.com/ like the rest of the golddiggers. haha.

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:54 pm

Surf Patrol wrote:I had to laugh - this spam can stay.

haha
hey, some of those russian brides are hot!
this made me think of eurotrip.

by **oslo** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 12:13 am

hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf wrote:hey, some of those russian brides are hot!
this made me think of eurotrip.

Dude, If you are needy, there is no need to come here. Tell one girl you're adress. She will show up with a 3-month tourist visa. Then you have about 7 days to get married, and then you are guaranteed every day for the rest of yer life.

Then again, how needy are you?

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:33 am

just because theyre hot doesnt mean i want to marry them.
dont take things so seriously.

by **nz girl** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:19 am

dear russian beauty
your english grammer is fantastic! yesh le oh chervatchka porshauska? i can almost hear your accent. rad.
brent, would you really give up surfing for a woman? thats poor man. i hear the surf in russia sucks bigtime.

by **Guest** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:55 am

Yea-Ha NZ Girl, I just saw you'd posted on this one...knew it would be good you being laungauge proficent & all, just had to come back for seconds.
You've got to be kidding...I was being vulgar!
Surfing is much more important than a woman ;->

Brent
ps: I wonder if "Miss Iron-Curtain looking for a way out" would wear a Thong surfing?

*smirk*

by **nz girl** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:42 am

all i know in russian is "do you have some chewing gum?" not sure how well i'd pick up ukaraine men with that, but the women sure seem friendly. As for which is more important surfing or hot chicks/fellas....thats a tough one. i'll have to go with surfing too. hey, if you can't pick up hot drunken students in dunedin, where can you? terrible as it may sound, i get much more excited when i wake up to an off shore and i get a text that its peeling and 4ft plus, than to the sight of someone hot lying next to me....
- and regarding your hypothesis, our ukaraine princess wouldn't be wearing a thong if she was surfing in the south island. sounds like she needs a hobby though, someone should teach her to surf!

by **Guest** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:52 am

Hmmm, when I think eastern block women I can't help but have images of ugly squat women with iron teeth wearing thick beige cardigans roaring off to their factory jobs at the uranium re-processing plant in their Skoda's. NZ Girl - even they'd score at the Cook on a Friday night as southern men have special Beer Goggles that do wonders for any woman :->
Damm right Euro ho's are friendly... The west is a good meal ticket, all you have to do is "think of England" for long enough to satisfy our emmigration minister. Then Bob's your uncle.

Having said that... I've got a story for you; a friend of my Father did that trip about 10 years ago after his wife died & did he get xxxxx before he went, I believe my Dad's comments to him were "it's going to be the most expensive bl_w Job in history" and off he went to meet Nata or whatever her name is. But, the tables turned on these old codgers when Cormick returned to New Zealand a couple of months later with this lovely woman in her 40's, a professional concert pianist with the Russian equalivant of a PHD in music. She could hardly speak a word of english apparently (not always a bad thing) and a good cook to boot!!!
They now live very happily in Queestown apparently. Now there has to be a moral in there somewhere...

I've never seen a Thong in Dunners....period. Nobody's that stupid surely.
Well, perhaps Miss Uranium maybe....

righteo then , I'm off, got dawn patrol 6am tomorrow. Currently crisp 2-3 foot & offshores expected ...see ya
Brent

by **nz girl** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:22 am

hey brent
how was your weekend surf? the south island surf was mellow me and a friend went on a mish on saturday, we were planning on going round to murderers but and finally ended up surfing round at aramoana at the spit - fking awesome!!! they were easily the nicest waves i've ever surfed, only about 3ft, and peeling and actually spilling instead of the dumpy mushy waves i normally surf. i managed a good couple of hours despite the freezing water (thank god for booties and hoodies eh?!) but to be fair this has been the mildest sunniest dunedin winter i have ever had (after 5 years so its about time!) in fact, if it wasn't for the fact that i managed to crack the tail of my board the other day at bl**dy st clair than it would have been the perfect day. now i've got to find some money real quick so i can get my board fixed and back in the water....was real tempted to go out yesterday despite the rain but its a pretty bad ding so might try and borrow someone elses board for a bit. at the moment i am torn between buying compulsory french text books and getting my board fixed... can you beleive some people actually give up surfing for winter???? incomprehensable.
ps if anyone else had a good weekend surf feel free to amuse me with your stories as it will be at least 5 torturous days before i can hit the beach again...

by **Brent** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:08 am

Swell had died by Sat AM. Dragged myself over to the beach to see 1ft & dying. Never mind. Didn't get wet all weekend as a result. I should have gone over to Raglan or something. Stupid stupid stupid. Waste of a weekend.

When you say 3ft, are you measuring the front wave face from the beach or from out the back? Being 1400km's further south you'd still be picking up the remainder of the swell that died overnight for me up here. The Spit has exactly the same swell-window as the Mount.

Were you at the Mole end, Lion Rock, or did you walk along the very western end. The Mole end is good in a hard cyclone swell as you can walk out & jump in, the western end & lion rock are good too, some of the most perfect 2-3 foot waves in my entire life have happened there.
Tip; if the wind is strong the very western end is best. sheltered from the southerly. If the Spit was 3ft then Murders wouldn't have really had enough swell to fire-up.

Re your board; is the crack big? on a rail or what? ...if so get it fixed properly by Graham Carse or someone Hydro recommends asap...it won't be too much....prob 20-40 dollars max. If just a minor split that's not through the glass totally... get a small roll of duct-tape from a hardware shop (get the good stuff...about 10 dollars)) and seal it up tight, you can buy yourself acouple of months before repairs are really needed doing this. (Clean the wax off the area properly first).

Textbooks come first. Sorry. The board will live to fight another day no matter how sad it looks just now.....your masters (??) won't. Oh my god. I sound like a parent or something!!!

by **nz girl** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:36 am

i measure the front wave face from out the back. as to which exact bit we were at...um? none of the names you mentioned mean anything to me, but we walked across as far as we could and then paddled for what felt like 15 or 20 minutes (slow paddling against the current for a while...) it was amazing how different the waves were from bay to bay, and qaulity wise they were infinately superior to the waves at st kilda or st clair. i thought about just putting heaps of wax over the crack, but my mate who's been surfing for years reckons its pretty bad and i should actually get it fixed before i go out again. the crack is right at the very end on the tail. god only knows how i managed to crack it there. i'm going to blame it on the rediculous amount of rocks at st clair at the mo, combined with my general gumbyness. as for the text books vs board debate, i'm probably gonna get my board fixed first because i can't give up surfing! i'm sure i'll work something out with the text books....maybe?... oh i'm doing honours in german and french, not masters. at least i'll get heaps of work done this week with no chance of surf! anyway, better actually get on to some of that work....catch ya.

by **Guest** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:10 am

That's a nice sized wave for the Spit. Perfect actually. I'm jealous.

The "mole" is the man-made reclaimed bit that pokes way out by the entrance to the harbour.
"Lion Rock" is the big rocky bit that pokes out into the water by the carpark near the big cliff.
The western end is, well, from your description where you were.
Last thing; The Spit has the dubious honor of being the site of all three fatal shark attacks in NZ. Dodgy.
Righteo, likewise better go & plan something:-) see ya.
B

by **nz girl** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:39 am

i was wondering if it was pretty sharky round there cos my mate pointed out a marker about two miles out to sea where they dump all the 'refuse' from the ships...three fatal shark attacks? thats heaps for one spot, but the waves are well worth the risk. how recent was the last attack out there??? bl**dy hell i'm glad i didn't know that before i went out! i can't beleive sharks would even contemplate venturing into the frigid waters of dunnas in winter. poor sharks.

by **Guest** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:15 am

Righteo , home now & nothing on tv tonight. Web here I come...
The whole of Aramoana/Spit has real bad Karma NZ Girl, for many people...
two well-known Dunners lads drowned on their first wreck diving experience there in the late 1980's, they drowned when they entered one of two small shipwrecks submerged just beside the mole itself. If you walk out you can see them clearly- their masts still protrude from the water. They stirred up silt in the hold of this small ship with their fins and couldn't find their way out. Imagine that on your first wreck dive.
The David Grey massacre in 1994. He killed 9 people as he walked around that village with his assult rifle over about a 2 hour period. Being so isolated it took the police awhile to get there... NZ's premier mass-killing. What an honour for any town.

Although I love the surf there, there is just something about the place that makes me feel uncomfortable. Always has been, even as a teenager surfing there in the early 1980's, long before this crap. I don't know I can't articulate it.

Sharks; Yep it's the real sh_t.... The harbour entrance, very deep cold clear water immediately offshore, abundant food & seals galore all over the coastline. Apparently White Pointers love these conditions and come inshore to breed along that coastline. Records have been kept since 1900 in NZ. Three fatal attacks in that time....all at that one beach. .
I think the best way to look at it is this....if there is one break in Otago that you need to pay close attention to the common-sense shark rules...the Spit is it. Just be sensible.

Ironically the last non-fatal attack in NZ was Graham Carse in 1974 at St Clair (ding ding ding goes the bell) he got his board chewed up but didn't get touched himself- he's now Dud's best shaper (owns quarry beach surfboards).
Right, now I've put you off the Spit forever...I'm off for coffee.
Brent

by **nz girl** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:46 am

i knew about the massacre, i heard it was more like 13 people out of the 26 residents. nasty sh*t. i didn't know that other stuff, and am fully glad i didn't know on the weekend. its a pretty spot though, looking back to the beach from out the back the cliffs are fairly impressive. reminds me of santorini. despite the sharkyness, the waves out there are awesome - i will be back there as soon as i can convince one of my mates with a car to come. (oh and i get my board fixed of course) i probably won't mention the stuff bout the sharks though...now, who do ya reckon looks more like a wounded seal? a short boarder or a long boarder?... think i'll be asking my mates with short boards to come with...oh any other potential death spots you should be telling me about now??! my nana would be horrified .

Who do want to be loved?

Who do want to be loved?

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