talk about your boyfriend/girlfriend relationships

[globesurfer]

I really can't picture him with a girl...

I hope he doesen't act the same in real life as he does on the internet...

Me?

Do I act weird or something?

[deathfrog]

yeah what I've gotten from your posts regarding your personality is some pale skinny kid who sits on infront of his computer playing final fantisy friday nights and won't ever kiss a girl in highschool, and pretends he's good at stuff he has no idea how to do.


or by your first posts that's what I've gotten, but you seem more mature now.

[gulfsurfer]

I dont even wanna know what i seem like on the computer.

[globesurfer]

yeah what I've gotten from your posts regarding your personality is some pale skinny kid who sits on infront of his computer playing final fantisy friday nights and won't ever kiss a girl in highschool, and pretends he's good at stuff he has no idea how to do.


or by your first posts that's what I've gotten, but you seem more mature now.

Oh thats real nice, and none of it true but yeah at the start i pretended i could surf a bit good but i surf xxxxx but i wanna get better and all that stuff so damn.

And Im not even gonna bother with that friday night stuff or whatever... but if ive been a total fleshin', yeah i hope you all change ur minds

Sorry for being an asshole

Mark

[deathfrog]

you wern't really an asshole, just kinda like a poser

you don't bug me now

[globesurfer]

[giligin]

If the poor guy actually likes the girl, obviously nailing and dumping her is just a heartless thing to do. And probably not what he wants. If he sticks around, she'll no doubt dump the current boyfriend and go out with him, therefore getting all the nailing he wants and for as long as it lasts. That's the obvious winner!!!

Listen to this person they know what there talking about.

[scars91]

women cant be trusted, but ill follow them blindly.
and if they ever speak of you spending time with her and not surfing,thats when you really shouldnt follow them.unless she has something better to offer

[twerked]

i just started dating a girl a few months ago. she didn't know me during the summer when i was surfing everyday...we'll have to see how that goes

[essex sucks]

haha man how did u dig this up its really really old

[Milo]

I`m married i don`t have a relationship, so i surf instead.

[flyingvee]

I don't think any man REALLY knows what women REALLY want. Me included...

[twerked]

^ aye. they are certainly confusing. i'm sure a girl will counter with, 'NO! guys are the confusing ones!!!' but really, the only reason we act so 'weird' is because we have no fugging clue wtf you're on about

[Hang11]

To offer some advice and experience from someone a bit older:

I took a lady out on a date, got wasted on some fine class a drugs, found out 6 weeks later that she was pregnant (from the first date FFS), now I'm 100's of thousands of $$ and thousands of waves short of where I could have been due to kid 1, then I got stoned in a tent in wales and got her pregnant again, so can add another few hundy thousand $$ and another few thousand waves lost due to kid no. 2, and it's worth it with the kids and all that, can't say I'm unhappy at all, but on balance, if I could have spent the rest of my life living on a beach on a little island with perfect waves in Indo with a big stack of porn mags and a pot of something slimy, then it would have been sweet.

Bottom line, the need for sex and a love of getting wasted will f*ck your life up.

So just beat the xxxxx out of your wedding tackle and surf as much as possible somewhere that's got no women and try real hard not to be an arse bandit.

[libby]

To offer some advice and experience from someone a bit older:

I took a lady out on a date, got wasted on some fine class a drugs, found out 6 weeks later that she was pregnant (from the first date FFS), now I'm 100's of thousands of $$ and thousands of waves short of where I could have been due to kid 1, then I got stoned in a tent in wales and got her pregnant again, so can add another few hundy thousand $$ and another few thousand waves lost due to kid no. 2, and it's worth it with the kids and all that, can't say I'm unhappy at all, but on balance, if I could have spent the rest of my life living on a beach on a little island with perfect waves in Indo with a big stack of porn mags and a pot of something slimy, then it would have been sweet.

Bottom line, the need for sex and a love of getting wasted will f*ck your life up.

So just beat the xxxxx out of your wedding tackle and surf as much as possible somewhere that's got no women and try real hard not to be an arse bandit.

And there goes my last shred of hope that romance wasn't dead....

[flyingvee]

To offer some advice and experience from someone a bit older:

I took a lady out on a date, got wasted on some fine class a drugs, found out 6 weeks later that she was pregnant (from the first date FFS), now I'm 100's of thousands of $$ and thousands of waves short of where I could have been due to kid 1, then I got stoned in a tent in wales and got her pregnant again, so can add another few hundy thousand $$ and another few thousand waves lost due to kid no. 2, and it's worth it with the kids and all that, can't say I'm unhappy at all, but on balance, if I could have spent the rest of my life living on a beach on a little island with perfect waves in Indo with a big stack of porn mags and a pot of something slimy, then it would have been sweet.

Bottom line, the need for sex and a love of getting wasted will f*ck your life up.

So just beat the xxxxx out of your wedding tackle and surf as much as possible somewhere that's got no women and try real hard not to be an arse bandit.

You've only got yourself to blame for all that....

[didj]

meh, women let you down, hands never fail!

[Jonah_Fro]

Plus, your hand doesn't mind if you use your other hand, or both at the same time, or a water melon.

Off now before the wife catches me using the PC when I'm supposed to be cleaning.

[oldgrom]

Mess with some dudes gal and you could be askin for trouble and vice versa. Allways steer clear of messin with sombody who's with somebody else, if they are free and clear then it's a go green light. Any person willin to jump on a chance with somebody who's in a relationship even in crapy ones is a cheater and once a cheater allways a cheater. Life is simple give and take I getta surf my azz off whenever and for that I do a butt load of cleaning allmost all of the cooking and more thn half of kid raising,, but I'd be doin that anyways so whats the bitch about a relationships? I'm married and happy to say it,, less hassle and more azz.

[Milo]

Mess with some dudes gal and you could be askin for trouble and vice versa. Allways steer clear of messin with sombody who's with somebody else, if they are free and clear then it's a go green light. Any person willin to jump on a chance with somebody who's in a relationship even in crapy ones is a cheater and once a cheater allways a cheater. Life is simple give and take I getta surf my azz off whenever and for that I do a butt load of cleaning allmost all of the cooking and more thn half of kid raising,, but I'd be doin that anyways so whats the bitch about a relationships? I'm married and happy to say it,, less hassle and more azz.

Now thats a refreshing attitude, i for one agree. Marriage is like a job, you get time off for good behavier.
and get to do this