ways to stitch a flat mate up

[sal]

another flat mate decided to bat one off in his milk, i dont think ive laughed so much after watching him drink his porrage

i walked out the room crying with laughter

oh man, that's nasty!

[libby]

Hmm the words "too" and "far" spring to mind

[.Jen.]

Im f*cked off with the night drivers coming in and robbing all our coffee stuff (coffee, sugar, milk etc) and not contributing to the coffee fund, so went out and bought a new litre of milk, tipped half into an empty carton and dosed the other one with a huge amount of salt.

Went into work yesterday and got hauled straight into the office for the bollocking - apparently three of the buggers had come in, helped themselves to coffee and threw up everywhere.

Written warning number two, but it was well worth it

[WooD]

I worked with a dude that always kept milk in the refrigerator for his coffee at work. Everyone used it up all the time. He wrote poison on the carton one day, and they still drank it. The next week he dosed the milk with rat poison, and wrote poison on the carton again. Half the shop went home with stomach problems that day.

He got a 3 day suspension, and they took the refrigerator out.

Thank God I don't drink coffee.

[Phil]

Hmm the words "too" and "far" spring to mind :?

no way if you only new the half of it he deserved it

[IdRatherBeSurfing]

class act Phil my man he definitely deserved it