Surfer Babe of the Day

[.Jen.]

lmao .. what is it with humans ? .. we know something is not for the touching but we still have to touch it just to be sure that we didnt want to touch it !!!!!!!

Not humans Cheezee, drop the 'hu' part and you're spot on

[pat42]

lmao .. what is it with humans ? .. we know something is not for the touching but we still have to touch it just to be sure that we didnt want to touch it !!!!!!!

I forgot to say, I tasted it just to make sure

[pat42]

P.S

I LOVE YOUR AVATAR, Jen

[.Jen.]

P.S

I LOVE YOUR AVATAR, Jen

If you were being serious about the tasting thing... stop talking to me lol

[CheeZee]

lmao Jen ' ...yeh like ive never seen a woman touch something she shouldnt be touching

and pat ... that is so wrong , that it has moved offshore and created its own little island called ... isle of wrong

[.Jen.]

lol Cheezee, thats called 'womens prerogative'. And we dont touch poo (im speaking for myself and every woman I know!!)

[CheeZee]

right .. im getting this thread back on course ....



... " what is that dude trying to do on that board ? " ....


... " right ..lets go and save this idiot from himself " ...


... " wow ..its a good job shes towing him back in, the fool ..

[pat42]

Jen, you dont know it's poo until you touch it!!!!

You must have touched something or sat in something, like at the boundary fence of a festival for example

"Smells of wee around here doesnt it?"

BTW I only had a little taste

[CheeZee]

stop killing this thread !! im trying to put smut back in here

[.Jen.]

I took my mates kid to the cinema a few weeks ago, and gave her a bag of chocolate buttons to keep her quiet (shes only 6 - attention span of a fly!!) and when I was dropping her back at her dads places I ntocied brown stuff all over the back of her skirt and my car seat. Nearly threw up at the thought of having poo on my new (well, 7 month old) carseat, so made her sniff it. She proudly told me it was chocolate, and ''no, I havent shat in your car''. Where she learnt 'shat' from ill never know lol

As for the smells of wee thing... Not encountered that before, but did pass out on the beach after a party down at the Splash a couple of years ago, woke up the next morning and found out that my boyfriend had puked - all over my hair. Safe to say hes now an ex and I try not to fall asleep on beaches.

[CheeZee]

.... sorry cheezee .. what was that you were saying about shore-dump breaks ...

[CheeZee]

... i dont get it .. cheeze said he was gonna swim over there and get something ?...


... err.. yeh , my gurl asked me to swim to shore to find some ice-cream money but i like found you innit ...

[pat42]

Have you both notice that when us 3 get on a thread it degenerates into a degenerated thing:D

I remember one time at a waterpark in tenerife, I was spending a lot of time on the almost vertical slide with the little bump half way down that makes you take off.

There was also this bloke in speedos who was also having a lot of fun. I was at the bottom watching him come down cos his take-offs were pretty fantastic and he was getting a lot of 'air'

On one of his spectacular take-offs he landed with a huge "BANG" and it was pretty clear he'd injured himself as the water sort of turned reddy brown.

When he came to a standstill at the bottom, he got up and ran back up the hill. You could see as he was running up the hill loads of wet s**t dripping down his legs. He'd given himself an enema

I decided not to go on that ride anymore

[pat42]

F**k, that Raven one is very fine

[CheeZee]

...hi " .. i was like talking to this gurl by the trees and she pointed me in your direction ..im looking for an icecream van ?

[.Jen.]

eurgh nasty!!!

Think I know the ride youre on about, they have on that sounds pretty similar in Milan. Its pretty much a vertical drop, only you sit on a little rubber mat thing, sit on the slide and a spring comes up, makes the rubber mat shoot down the slide and you then bounce across the water. We were having comps, trying to see if any of us could reach the grass on the other side of the pool. Didnt manage it.

And just what the hell is wrong with a bit of degradation?

[pat42]

The one in Tenerife had no mats!
You had to cross you arms on your chest and go!

[Dr Rev]

I was on a track day for motor bikes a few years ago and some dude crashed out and broke his collar bone , ribs and worse he had shat in his leathers aswell !! Poor bloke.

[pat42]

Maybe he crashed cos he'd shat himself and slipped off the seat, causing afformentioned crash

[.Jen.]

I think were pissing the Cheeze off with all the poo talk