Your salary a month ?

by **essex sucks** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:50 pm

good old chippy

by **Bad Beat Maker** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:34 pm

haha well then good job for changing it, i got a good laugh out of it.

now i feel dumb!
:oops:

by **Dr Rev** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:35 pm

Well done Cheezee ! Very funny yet again ! :lol:

by **Stone Fox** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:54 pm

Nourbous wrote:The Grease Lightning Company is looking for new candidates for the Guarantee Sandy position.
We are the world's largest global transportajive cumpony, operating in
more than 18 mythical cyber universes and employing 2 people worldwide ! well its 1 really but i do have multiple personality issues and can at any one time have upto 4-5 people working in my head ..err ..for me .
Many Internet auctions and stores in the US do not ship my mother
overseas. As a result thousands of customers in Europe and Asia are not able to access and purchase my mothers fineass booty merchandise at so low prices.

Our service is in the s**t , and ever being hunted by various global legal teams . Today we have more then 80 warrants out for our arrest as bogus
merchandise managers on the make n take of the United States and Canada.

As a part-time non-existant employee, you'll have access to the following benefits:

- $0.00 dollars per ever
- In the knowledge that we fleshed you hard and fast
- Be in debt due to us taking you hard and fast
- 1x Free' im a complete retard' pack upon joining
- Comprehensive knowledge of how we robbed your bank account
- Weekly attempts of us trying to clear out other bank accounts you own
- Direct line to Buddha or a god of your choice
- Set work schedule like a hooker on a friday night

We hustle all over USA & Europe.
If you are interested in our offer and have completely no idea of what time of day it is or your own name or how obvious this is that we shall rip you dollars hard and fast ...then please send the following data to our ghost e-mail account , where upon we shall rip your details .. clear your account by lunchtime and be sat in mexico by tea time pissing ourselves at how fleshing stoopid you are...

- Your fleshing stoopid , give us your money
- Your mother is stoopid , give us her money
- Your money is stoopid, give us more money

Thanks ... we really have worked hard to f**k as many people as we can in one year so we hope that you will make all our hard work worthwhile.

" CheeZee me flesho "

by **thaya** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:57 pm

nice one cheezee!

by **Matt Waterman** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:11 pm

Ha ha

lmao

by **isaluteyou** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:15 pm

by **Phil** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:58 pm

cheezee you are a legand mate

waters getting warmer now i expect to see you up at north devon more often mate

by **CheeZee** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:10 pm

..im getting there phil ... all the hard work of the last few months ..looks like its actually gonna payoff

.. and as soon as my neph' has got the hang of running things in my absence then ..yep .. i'll be doing that whole " hold on a minute just gotta send some jive via wireless lappytop to the staff and then ..back in the water ... " yeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaar " :wink:

by **tomcat360** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:38 pm

HAHAA!!!

Well done Chippy/cheezee! :clap:

by **tomcat360** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:00 pm

Same guy had the same post on another forum I moderate on.............Chippy strikes again :twisted:

by **CheeZee** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:50 pm

amazing how quickly we can send chippy to each other in times of need huh ?! .. good job he fits down a fibre optic line ..that diet has worked wonders

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