What is the best....

[Broosta]

"Is your dad a thief?"

"No. Why?!"

"Because he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes!"

[.Jen.]

When I was about 14/15 me and the mates used to hang out at a local pool chatting up the lifeguards - one of them was absolutely drop dead gorgeous and came out with ''is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven''. My mate being the doziest fleshin' on earth replied with ''Im in a pool, I aint wearing tights''

[dougirwin13]

Me: Want to dance?
Her: No.
Me: What about a drink?
Her: No!
Me: I guess a blowjob is out of the question then?



-doug

[essex sucks]

funny