who likes fireworks?

[CheeZee]

.. ... its taken years to get to this level of Wrongnessness ... it all goes to show what a person can under-achieve if he doesnt set his mind to it !

" I am the A'grade A' level student who actually asked to be put in the lower sets because i could see there was far more comedy opportunity in with my Baldrick' like mates hehehe

To this day im sure i made the right choice ..otherwise i can see me having ended up being an accountant or summat not that theres anything wrong with that .. numbers are great ! .. they add up and stuff !!

( the cheeZee management would like it known that being an Accountant is a very fullfilling and worthy career choice and i love my accountants because technically they own my A**) ..i thankyou

[pat42]

NEVER MIX FIREWORKS AND A*SES

www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html

[Manaiakalani-Mosquito]

Lol, I was laughing for like 10 minutes. Fireworks are fun, I know a dude who is missing 3 fingers from fireworks.

[CheeZee]

LMFAO >>> awwww man ....

Pat that was f'ing great ...lolololol..especially cause it dont launch and then goes pop at the end ..

" You have mos'def' been upgraded in your class of wrongnessness

hahahaha ..i gotta watch it again

[.Jen.]

me thinks that the Jackass movie/Steve O has a lot to answer for

[CheeZee]

lol.. Jackass has my broken wrist , shoulder and ankle to answer for ..but then i wasnt exactly forced down the steepest green hill in town in a shopping trolly .. T W A T T of the highest calibre

[.Jen.]

I prefered the boiled egg skit, still havent persuaded anyone to join me in testing it though. Oh and the milk thing - that was class

[tomcat360]

that's now two people that I have seen change their login without changing anything else....how are ya'll doing it?

what was the boiled egg one?

anyways, the gallon of milk challenge....not my thing, considering being lactose intolerant...

[.Jen.]

the name thing... click on your profile and type in whatever you want lol

The egg thing... it was in a film years ago (I think), and you had to either eat as many boiled eggs in under a minute, or eat 50 as quick as you can. I think it was the latter.

The milk thing... I couldnt do that either, milk turns me into a projectile vomitting monster

[CheeZee]

cheeZer loves milky ..i'll do it ..what do you want me to do ..i'll take photos and post them for entertainment value

and the egg thing ..damn that was Lee Marvin and i think Steve mc'queen .. could be wrong ..was it Cool hand luke ...nahh it wasnt that film ...ahhh man that was a classic film moment cause he actually did that and had several takes ..poor bast' must have been dying .... " I'll try that one too " !!!!!!!!

[.Jen.]

Ok, had to find out what film it was, and it was indeed Cool Hand Luke.

The BBC has a fascinating (erm...) section on boiling eggs, and what to do with them, including this little snippet...

The boiled egg not only is food, but has been used in other ways; it has been used as an example of political satire, as a comic prop, and in gambling. (There is that classic scene in Cool Hand Luke, where the eponymous Luke has to eat 50 hard boiled eggs to win a bet.)

Now, im off to raid the free range chicken farm down the road to get me some eggs for boiling.

[CheeZee]

lol Jen ... nice bit of research and " yay " me old bwain still manages to retain some useful stuff .. so it was Cool Hand Luke

yep im up for it ! .. i'll get my chicken coop raiding hat on ..not that i do it often or anything... or gain any kind of peverse satisfaction from " chicken worrying "

[.Jen.]

lol the fact that you mentioned it says otherwise!!

Wonder how long it'd actually take to boil 50 eggs. Bugger, it'd need to be double that though wouldnt it? Hmmm, dont think Happy Hens will have that many, any chicken farms near you that can be raided?

Saying that... I could actually go in for the milk thing (drinking that much without throwing up would be near impossible anyway!), I live opposite the local dairy