Not Long Till Combe......

[essex sucks]

one week til combe for me

[DelbsGaffer]

Essex

Yer back. How did the song practice go? What track have you opted for?

So, your combing are you. Make sure you have a couple of jars in the Jubilee and say hello to Wayne for us.

Not long till Combe. Not long at all for Essex

[DelbsGaffer]

Welcome to the thread Fazz

ps Jurg
pps Schnitzel
ppps Taube
pppps Not long till Combe

[Orange_Fazz_Wear]

Welcome back, Essex.

Not long till combe for you. Make sure you put Brown on the juke box in the Jube, and dance like a buffoon.

Not long till combe.

[SpikeHatchett]

Not long till Bude!

Did i get it right this time?!

Top work, Libby. Well structured. Don't forget to add that Rob is an idiot as well.

Not long till your next post.

Bude, glorious Bude. There's nothing quite like it.

Taube.

Not long till Fazz says "Jurg".

[Orange_Fazz_Wear]

Jurg.

[SpikeHatchett]

You know when your refering to 'Combe'.... Thats what we call CombeMatrtin.. so its spinning me out a bit...

Sorry for the confusion, Papa. Woolacombe has always been combe for us (at least since we start pestering Rob to remind him how long it was). I guess for us if it was almost time to go to Combe Martin, we'd say "Not long till Martin". What do you think?

Not long till combe.

Actually, how confusing would it be if you were trying to tell someone called Martin how long it was until 'combe. You'd end up saying "Not long till combe, Martin". That would be freaky. We'd know how long it was, but wouldn't know until where or what? Could someone please clear this up?

[DelbsGaffer]

It could be worse than that though Spike....

Imagine if you were PapaWoolacombe talking to a friend called Martin:

"Not long till Martin, Martin"

[SpikeHatchett]

Crikey, DelbsGaffer. That would be too much. What if Papa's friend Martin was to say in return "Not long till combe, combe?" Actually, that's less confusing but still sounds a bit odd.

Fazz, are you still here? What do you say?

[Orange_Fazz_Wear]

Jurg

[jethrodog]

Jurg. I like it. Have no idea when to use it, but i like it.

[DelbsGaffer]

That's the beauty of "Jurg". It's versatile.

I'm sure either Spike or Fazz will explain in some detail.

[SpikeHatchett]

Jehtrodog, the DelbsGaffer is right. You can use Jurg in many different ways. For example as a question, an expletive, a mark of surprise, a greeting etc.

A typical conversation could go:

Gaffer: Jurg?
Spike: Jurg.
Gaffer: Jurg???!!!
Spike: Jurg.

Do you get it? It could even be extended to use as an adjective such "Where's my jurg(ing) beer?"

You can use taube (pronounced Tow-buh) in very much the same way. Try it on your friends.

[Orange_Fazz_Wear]

Jurg

[jethrodog]

Tried it on one of my jurging employees. The dumb jurg replied with "smurf".

I just don't jurg this new generation.

[essex sucks]

hahaha jurg

[SpikeHatchett]

Welcome back, Essex. I've been chatting to some dudes on magicseaweed.com, but they're not as friendly there. And no-one knows how long it is till combe.

Jurg

[tomcat360]

So now I'm curious....how far is "Midlands" from "Combe"?

(looking for an answer other than "not far" or "not long", something quantitable)

[essex sucks]

no where near as far as go too go surfing

[SpikeHatchett]

Tomcat, it's about 3 hours drive.