
Everyone else on a similar number of posts is 'Surfing Legend'
Has a moderator heard of my heroic big wave surfing? An army of fans salivating over my legendary ability to rip on triple overhead barrels? A legion of willing women gasping in astonishment as I drop in on a bomb of a wave?
...Or is someone taking the pi$$ after seeing me flap about on 2ft crumbly whitewater?

