1st Time I ever meet anyone from England

[WooD]

I was in high school......back in the mid 70's.

It was between classes, there was a few of us having a smoke before the next class. This new dude walks up to us, and asks where he might get a fag. He proceeded to fall down a lot until he was able to explain what he actually meant.

He turned out to be a cool person.

[bluesnowcone]

thats us english people, wer all cool people

[WooD]

thats us english people, wer all cool people

Ain't meet one yet I didn't like.

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

the only one ive ever met was this cute punky indian chick (indian as in camels, and durka durka durka, etc.) in high school

the only strong memory i have of her is when i saw her kicking the soda machine and calling it a twat.

[bluesnowcone]

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the only strong memory i have of her is when i saw her kicking the soda machine and calling it a twat.[/quote]

well us english folk are pretty violent aswell and we do have short tempers

[CheeZee]

NO WE FLESHIN DONT FLESHO AND WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT AY




ahh same as everywhere else Wood , good peeps , bad peeps , stoopid peeps, smart peeps ... CheeZee peeps

But we do have ownership on the word .. " Twaatt and all associated verbal by products .. which is cool .. typically british . .not too offensive but direct , flowing and as effective as " flesh " when said properly

Twatt lesson one : ..

there are several ways of using " twatt " .. the first is an over the shoulder style to be used when passing someone in the street for example, in this case a short sharp short " twatt " will be sufficient and generally not offensive enough to get you a smack in the head .

My favourite way to use " twatt " is too let it roll off the tongue with added pronounciation , this is generally used when going for a long drawn out insult for example .... " You dumbass , you complete and utter fleshing T-W-A-TT this phonetically is pronounced " TER-WAAATTT " and the motion of the body is important too .. the same movement as if you were trying to summons up a big green throat flubber and then spitting on someone's shoes lolol ...

" that concludes lesson one .. let me know how you get on and try to implement it as many times as poss' over the weekend bro

[libby]

[CheeZee]

..still waiting for my appointment as a reviser of the Oxford Dictionary

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

i miss that girl

[bluesnowcone]

cheezee, you can put your definition into the urban dictionary, look it up on google