Dogs

[flyingvee]

Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask,
'If I died, would you get another dog?'

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.




12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

hahaha did you make that up? if not, where did you get it?

my dog sits on the beach and waits for me while i surf without bitching about it.

[Sillysausage]

this is pretty class. good work

[parrysurf]

I take my mutt to work and the beach every day...prolly strangle my wife if we spent that much time together
..true that HawaiiSucks, he never bitches about hanging on the beach while I get my fill!!

[pkbum]

the thing is that, dog is better than women in every point except for sex and other small thing.

[billie_morini]

"...other small thing."
My guess is cooking!

My 10 year old black lab loves to jump into the surfmobile when I'm loading up. She never misses a chance to go to the beach.

We're at home alone tonight. My wife went to visit a girlfriend. Me and Darla the dog are having a blast! So far, we've lifted weights and used the rowing machine; ate turkey burgers; listened to Creedence Clearwater Revival, Golden Ear Ring, and Led Zeppelin; and the night is still young. We're warming up the Fender tube amps and will play electic guitars next!

[flyingvee]

hahaha did you make that up? if not, where did you get it?

my dog sits on the beach and waits for me while i surf without bitching about it.

Twas sent via email with pics - sadly couldn't get the pics on as well

[thaya]

i got a funny email forwarded to me, kinda along the same lines (but from a woman's perspective!) :



He Said, I Said

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time

He said to me. . How ma ny men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him .. . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


oh... and i quite liked this one too:

15 PIECES OF ADVICE
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks..

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

[billie_morini]

Some of you guys are writing some pretty funny stuff. Me? Well, last night Darla the dog ate biscuits while I played amplified guitars for about 3.5 hours. My figures are sore! Today me and Darla had 3 walks and she hung out while I completed repairs to the ceiling in the recreation room and then in the surfmobile while I bought light fixtures at one store and 12 bottles of wine in another. "Man's bset friend, indeed."

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

my dog hates car rides but loves it once we get there

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

dog pictures!

[Jimi]

I couldn't resist putting up some dogs..