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Postby Sar » Thu May 01, 2008 12:19 pm

well it made me chuckle anyway:

THE BEST Put Down LINE EVER
For those that don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an
"Australian treasure!"



General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning
guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta
love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a
portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General
Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these
young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and
shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle
range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be
teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
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Postby spark6 » Thu May 01, 2008 12:51 pm

^^ :claps:^^
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Postby CHarvey » Thu May 01, 2008 1:11 pm

The interviewer deserved that for the stupid comment.
I think I may have a new hero!
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Postby isaluteyou » Thu May 01, 2008 3:58 pm

:bow: :claps:
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Postby Dr Rev » Thu May 01, 2008 4:06 pm

Fantastic ! :lol:
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Postby essex sucks » Thu May 01, 2008 4:09 pm

:D :thumbs:
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Postby flyingvee » Thu May 01, 2008 5:34 pm

nice one :D
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Postby Tanner91 » Sat May 03, 2008 9:58 am

Haha, that is funny :D.
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