Maybe not but my sister wakes up VERY early for work and I goto bed very late because I'm a web designer with insomnia..
anyways I heard her getting ready so i went up to the front door and opened it then went to her room and knocked, she answers and i tell her "Gina someone broke in last night, all of the eggs are gone"
and she looks at me with this super confused look and i guide her to the door and tell her see??? and she doesn't even think about how i told her all the eggs are gone.. and she gets really upset and panics a lot starts yelling about calling the police and i say "yes call them we need the eggs back or breakfast is ruined" this is about 10 minutes later and thats when I got slapped.
aw man.. stupid stuff makes me laugh in the late hours.