Surfing Waves

I was surfing last week and found a good spot at Duke's. So I started turning around but a wave caught me and I went up with it and hit some guy's board. The guy wasn't on it and it was just floating around. But he said, "Watch out." So I was gonna say My Bad or Sorry, but then the guy adds, 'Dildo.' So I was kinda confused cause I don't get called dildo by strangers who I haven't really done anything to, and I wasn't sure if he was angry or horny.

The guy had a red shirt and cap, and he was a surfing instructor teaching some tourists how to surf. I started paddlling away and caught a good wave, but the whole time I was thinking about that ahole.

Your stories? What happened? What'd you do?

Did the board have a leg-rope attached and was the instructor guy attached to the leg-rope?. If so, concede and keep out of instructors way while teaching...they've got enough to worry about.
If not...you should have hooked him on the spot or at least waxed Dildo on his car/van windows after getting out of the water :->

If the guy is in the water with his board floating elsewhere in the path of the waves then he deserves to get his board hit and he's an absalute twat (loser) for having a go at you.

Sounds like he's got something to prove, maybe a low self esteme. Don't stress it, just move on. He's a twat.

Hey, in hyndsight.....you're a beginner to aren't you?
Did you commit the cardinal sin of not hanging onto your board in close company, I read you were turning around and something happened, did you get nailed by a wave and lose your board and did it then smack into his?
Naughty boy. never lose control of your board in close company. Now, go & wax Dildo on your own car, or failing that let your own bicycle tires down. :->

Brent

dont listen to guest b/c as we all know the cardinal sin is snaking someone and he wasnt smart enough to figure that out. also you were fine with what you did. you did not have to hold onto your board b/c you just got worked. next time you see him out in the water throw a boatload of spray all over him and his little surfschool