Surfing or sex????

[surferdude_scarborough]

Given the choice between your favourite break working exactly how u like it or having sex which would you choose?

[surfsc77]

sex is great, but my favorite break working exactly how i like it... i'd chose that one most of the time.

[PapaW]

Blatently surf. Sex is overrated.

[Phil]

Blatently surf. Sex is overrated.

you must be doing it wrong then

hmm tuff choice id go for sex after a surf

[boco rio]

That is very subjective. Depends upon too many variables.

[surfsc77]

That is very subjective. Depends upon too many variables.

yep, thats true. it should be something more like, sex with halle berry (i know i spelled that wrong) or surfing your favorite spot while its going off.

[northswell]

I'm a bit lucky on this score cause i get a reasonable amount of both with little conflict.
If the choice came "me or surf" i i think it would be the surf, unless there was something, well you know.

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

theres this girl i hang out with who says "the surf will always be there" and im always like "uuuh no it wont."

[surfsc77]

yeah i know what your talking about, my parents/girlfriend say that line all the time.

[dougirwin13]

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

I take both (in a similar situation to Northswell).

My wife makes me go surfing even when she can't (bless her and yes, I know exactly how lucky I am).

-doug

[Hang11]

Depends on the time of year. If the sheep are all fluffy and warm, then it would probably be sex, but if it's shearing season and they look all skinny, and Mangamuanu was epic, then it would have to be surfing.

[IDynamite]

i don't really think there is much of a debate here....a good session in the water blows away (pun of the day) a good bed sesh.

[passion_of_the_crest]

well, it's probably pretty embarassing to admit it...but i haven't surfed since, let's see....july of '06. wow, that's the first time ive actually done the math and all...how pathetic. sex can be easy to find if i go out to the bar any weekend...it's a little harder to find a body of water let alone some waves out here in colorado.

so yea, i'd rather be on top of my board than a girl at this point.

[PapaW]

Blatently surf. Sex is overrated.

you must be doing it wrong then

I knew someone would say that....

hmm tuff choice id go for sex after a surf

Which often creates amusing results when brain drain occurs

[soops]

Joke......


TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just lay there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:
5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

[Johno]

d av to say surfing not had sex for a while so surfing is the most fun i,v had

[drowningbitbybit]

This is the critical line...

your favourite break working exactly how u like it

...how often does that happen?
And the memory of a perfect day surfing lasts forever

Whereas the other half, is pretty much the same all the time. Those perfect conditions will be gone in an hour, but the girlfriend/boyfriend (delete as applicable) will still be exactly the same, just an hour older.

So definitely surf. And if the option of sex is still there in an hour, then take that as well.
And if it isnt, who cares? You've had a great surf.

[thaya]

this is one of the hardest questions ever.... I've spent 10 mins pondering and still can't decide. It's gonna be on my mind all day now

[CheeZee]

lmao ...im sorry.. did we all not understand the question ??!!

He said which do you prefer sex or surfing ... you all must have read it wrong ..the question wasnt ... " should you write something profound or blatantly lie "

lets just suppose we are all equall and have an equally attractive ( emotionally and physically regardless of size ,shape,etc etc ).. partner .. you are all telling me that you would leap out of bed in mid morning playtime to go rushing down to the waters edge ... lies lies lies ... you might speed it up a bit or if female pretend to climax (sooner than the usual pretend!!) ...but aint no one stopping whooppeeee to go play in the water ....jeeeeesh lolololol

[drowningbitbybit]

you are all telling me that you would leap out of bed in mid morning playtime to go rushing down to the waters edge ...

Um.... yes....