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Why surfboards are better than...
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:31 amby Otter
...the opposite sex.
Surfboards curves never sag.
Surfboards last longer.
Surfboards don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.
Surfboards don't have in-laws.
Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have ridden.
Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have.
Boats don't mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.
If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.
You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Surfboards don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.
You can't get diseases from a surfboard you don't know very well.
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:40 amby el_timmo
people don't look at you funny when you rent a surfboard
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:49 pmby libby
I wasnt aware that most
women had a problem with not lasting long enough
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:57 pmby sal
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 3:56 pmby IdRatherBeSurfing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sal
Class act
Surfboards stay hard no matter how long or how many times you ride them
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:11 pmby Dr Rev
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:17 pmby scuba steve
el_timmo wrote:people don't look at you funny when you rent a surfboard
funny, i think thats the best one.
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:09 pmby libby
Nice one Sal!
Posted:
Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:08 pmby tomcat360
Surfboards only make you wear the rubber half of the year...
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 11:31 amby essex sucks
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:05 pmby justloafing
tomcat360 wrote:Surfboards only make you wear the rubber half of the year...
The other half your unprotected
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:34 pmby sal
No one’s ever been jilted by a surfboard.
After telling your surfboard all your worries you can simply ride it.
You can share surfboards with your best friend.
A surfboard doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of surfboard.
Posted:
Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:13 pmby essex sucks
my mum does not like my surfboard
Posted:
Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:09 pmby Driftingalong
You won't get in trouble if you...
strap them to the roof of your car.
sit on them and hold them under water for long periods of time.
break them from riding them too hard.
tie a leash to them.
give them a nose guard.
hose them down.
Posted:
Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:24 amby Jimi
It's OK to swap surfboards with your mates for a day.
Posted:
Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:06 pmby thaya
at least you can CHOOSE the size of your surfboard- what you see is what you get.
Posted:
Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:35 pmby mostyn
I can sell my board on ebay
and i can keep it in the the shed for months.
Posted:
Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:16 pmby PapaW
Yuo can wax your surf board and it doesn't come up all blotchy.
Posted:
Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:16 pmby el_timmo
Perfect surfbpards do exist
When you get tired of looking at your surfboard, you can put in in its bag
Posted:
Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:08 pmby Johnny B
You can hit your surfboard, shove it in the boot of the car, then dump it in the ocean.
Last time I did that with the opposite sex...well...erm...nevermind.
