Surfing Waves

Have you ever been anywhere and had your nose rid itself of sea water where you REALLY didnt want it to!???

I was talking to my brother who said he went into a gift shop in perranporth to pick up something for his gf; as he leant forward to get money out loads of water and snot shot all over the glass counter.... oops!

I think for me it was the time at Saunton where we were all sat outside Matts van trying to look normal(ish) and my nose decided to dump it water all over my arm.. nice

mine was paying for fuel at tescos in barnstaple been surfing all day so i looked wasted, blood shot eyes the lot and my nose just emptyed as i was handing my money over the women just glaired at me as if to say "wtf have you been snorting"

mine normaly does that in the sea, but you look like a retard with snotwater dribbling all over your board, i normaly dunk my head under

Ive managed to sneek some of that salty snotness into my mates pint- post surf

Glad you brought this up JO, happens to me everytime I finish surfing. Its so friggin weird. It can be annoying if you surf in the evening because your nose drips all night. Its amazing just how much sea water comes outta your nose.
Oh and lol @ phils story

Worst time for me was in the gym doing some bent over cable lats and I discharged nose piss everywhere. Huge puddle under my feet and a bemused looking gym partner looking at me!

I use to work in an estate agents years ago and I had every tuesday and sunday off, unless once a month you worked a sunday lost your tuesday but had the whole weekend off instead. I use to hate loosing my tuesday off as there was always wind to go kite surfing. At the thought of not going kiting and my mates going I booked 3 bogus viewings and tagged them onto my lunch. So I had a mega session. Got back to the office stoked to flesh, hair all over the show and full of sand and the boss calls me into her office and wants to know where I've been for the majority of the morning. At this point out starts to trickle nose piss! She had no idea at all stupid cow!

She probably thought you had a bit of a coke habit

whislt doing the deed :oops:

chatting to some ladies on the beach - not a good first impression when your nose starts to drip like a tap

IdRatherBeSurfing wrote: as he leant forward to get money out loads of water and snot shot all over the glass counter.... oops!

Its always the tills at the shops for me too... I think shop assistants must suck it towards themselves like some kind of surf goo black hole

drowningbitbybit wrote: like some kind of surf goo black hole

rofl at that... I actually sat here and cracked up

Aahhh the beloved head drip.

Stick your head in the water before you get out and suck sea water through your nostrils. Feels gross as, until you get used to it. But loosens things up and brings on the head drip on your terms... Most of the time

-doug