by oldmansurfer » Sun Apr 17, 2022 8:39 pm
I am just rehashing these incidences from my past because it was a theme that seemed to recur in people judging my and others ability to surf. If you don't fall down you know how to surf. (thanks to unsungthen )
When I was first learning to surf I went out with a group of friends into waves that were overhead maybe 4 foot Hawaiian and it was my first time surfing on a surfboard on waves that size. Prior to this I had been surfing (learning to surf) about 2 months on my own. On the first wave I caught I overturned on the bottom and shot right back up to the top and overturned on the top and shot right back down to the bottom all the time almost falling down and I did a series of top to bottom turns everyone of them feeling to me like I was off balance and overturning. The extra speed from a wave a couple feet higher than I was used to was unexpected. I finally made it to the end of the rideable section and paddled back out hoping no one saw me and one of my friends paddled over and said "I thought you said you couldn't surf?" I answered "Yeah, did you see me on that wave? I was out of control." He said "Yeah man. You were totally." it was like a compliment but really I was just barely able to stay on the wave from my perspective. The whole wave consisted of me struggling to not fall down
Another incident about not falling down was when I was re learning to surf after quitting for 12 years. I was working at relearning in small waves and a young (compared to me) Korean woman was learning to surf as well in the same place. She had said this a couple times in a very strong Korean accent but came over to me and said "You very good surfer" I answered "You mean that other guy over there, he is very good." She says "No! YOU very good surfer." I said "I used to be a very good surfer but I am not any more" She said "NO. You very good surfer." I asked "why do you think that?" She said "I see you surfing here all the time. You very good surfer. You no fall down."
I had another incident when I was a pretty decent surfer long ago. I had learned to do a backside under the lip turn to get speed on backside waves. This maneuver let me make waves that even the frontside surfers weren't making. I wondered if I could do something like that frontside and was out at Hanalei in around 4 to 6 foot waves (8 to 12 foot faces). It seemed like the perfect time to try it since it was big and hollow but not big enough to make me afraid to try it. I rode a couple waves just normally looking for parts of the wave where I thought I could try the turn. It seemed great with lots of places to try it. On my first attempt on a 5 foot wave I turned under the pitching lip and the lip smacked my chest so hard initially I thought I was going fall down but all that happened is it assisted me in getting back down the face of the wave. Basically pushed me back down the face hard enough I cleared the lip and could continue on. On the next wave I thought okay I'll try turning harder but still the same effect smacking the lip and water flying all over and I didn't fall down. I still think maybe I could have turned hard enough to bring my back close to the surface of the wave but never accomplished that. However this was fun so I kept doing it. Water was flying all over on each turn and I could see the surfers outside looking at me. They probably thought the water was from the turn and not my chest smacking the lip LOL. Anyway I did the same turn numerous times that day and then on one wave I hit the lip with my chest where it wasn't pitching over and this resulted in me being held by the lip and my board dropped away below me. I was kicking my legs trying to dislodge it's hold on me and when it finally let go I dropped and landed square on my board with my feet toward the nose and the board was moving along the wave with me in this position. I could see up ahead the wave was going to tube and realized I didn't have time to try stand so I grabbed the rail and pulled up into a higher line. I was completely tubed with the lip coming down at least a couple feet in front of my board and feet so I gave up. Nothing I could do about it so I lay there looking up and waiting to wipe out. It was beautiful as it was quite a different view of the tube than I had seen. I could see the sky through the wave. Then suddenly I came out of the tube and could see it was going to tube up ahead but I did have some time to stand. I thought it would be really awesome if I could stand and get tubed on the second part of the wave standing up. But unfortunately I wiped out. It's more difficult to popup from laying on your back and this board was a 6"10" x 18" x 2.75". I lost my board and swam in to get it and another surfer was paddling out. He said "That was an amazing trick. What do you call that?" I answered "Falling down." He said "No, no the part before you fell down. You were riding the wave lying on your back. What's that called? Oh yeah. The coffin. That's it the coffin." I said "Did you see how I came about to be lying on my back?" He said "No." So I told him about the under the lip turn and how the wave held me and I fell on the board. He said " Yeah well that is still some skills. I would have just wiped out and not made the tube." Lucky I didn't fall off the board right?
Anyway the same theme I think if you don't fall down someone is going to think you know how to surf to some degree. Very likely if you are trying to do something and failing over and over because it's difficult people will think you don't know how to surf. I have actually heard people say this about a surfer who I knew was really good.
So what is worse.... dying or regretting it for the rest of my life? Obviously I chose not regretting it.