A year later, on surfari with Simmons, a classic Buzzy story is told of September 19, 1947. Simmons and Buzzy rode "up the coast in [Simmons'] old Model A flatbed," wrote Craig Stecyk. "Trent needs to relieve himself in a major way, but Simmons as usual is in a hurry. The ever-innovative Buzzy climbs out on the wooden flatbed, squats over a convenient hole in the platform and begins to answer nature's call. Other motorists are taken aback at this graphic spectacle. Bob is outraged... 'Trent, you stupid xxxxx, quit shitting through that hole.' Trent's well-measured reply was one that could only come from a person in that state of satisfied quietude and relief, 'OK Simmons, what do you want me to do, xxxxx in your front seat?' End of discussion."
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