They're caused by the moon's gravitational pull, as the earth rotates. And they alter by a touch less than an hour a day due to the moon orbiting the earth

Im okay so far.... so the way we're taught to look at tides is to think of two big 'waves' rolling around the world 12 hours or so apart.
But...
With an hour to kill at work, Ive been looking at tide times.
So, tide times today (GMT)
London Bridge 11.54
Kew Bridge 12.46
Richmond 12.53
...So thats an hour difference in less than 15 miles.... That makes the earth circumference about 360 miles (seems unlikely...)
Richmond 12.53
Witterings 09.45
...So thats three hours difference, despite the fact they're on almost exactly the same line of longitude. So this 'wave' isnt in a straight line...
Newquay 15:35
Croyde 16:24
...But croyde is east of newquay!
Oh, right, the world goes backwards when it gets to devon
I dont understand tides....

