Damn ...i dont know where you all go surfing but ...
" HELL YEAH IVE SEEN UGLY SURFERS "
ive seen big blubbery things that should have long tusks to fight off other invading aging longboarders
ive seen things that be so ugly ..even the bottom feeding fish wouldnt wanna buy it a drink

..and they be fleshin' blind !!
ive seen groups of uglys go in together in formation , keeping the ugliest safe in the middle of the huddle hahargh
" ive heard tales of the dark twisted sea beast that be called .. " ther Sinista " .. a terrible creature that gurgles and froths at the mouth if you bait him with a 'sureal or abstract snack' ..
" Beware them all ..especially ther cheeze .. a mighty ugly creature with strange markings and a demons tongue (yeh baby ) .. he be thar worse hahargh
(the management in no way except any responsibility in the upsetting of any characters that may match the above criteria ..all characters are fictional ..and didnt never done exist ) ( thankyou )