Where to get honest popout reviews?????

Like a lot of people, I'm appalled by the constant whining and crying about popout or Asian made boards (actually, American brands with factories in Asia, just like the computer you're typing on, the LCD TV you watch, or your $700 smartphone). Of course it's nice to have a custom hand-made board, but I get tired of this AUTOMATIC demonizing of ANY board that isn't made that way. "It's not a surfboard, it's a piece of plastic that floats." "Anybody who buys one is a kook." "They're OK for beginners, but later you'll want a 'real' surfboard." And so on and so on, blahblahblahblahblah. Good grief, you'd think surfing on a BIC or Isle or D33 Nexgen was like driving a Yugo in the Indy 500. Or, for crying out loud. Enough.
Of course, ANY product, from surfboards to toasters, will come in a range of quality. As has been said a millon times, it's not the board, it's the surfer. Remember, Kelly Slater or Laird Hamilton could get on that cheap junk Costco board and surf the balls off of anybody on this forum. Yeah, sure, I get all teary-eyed about the crusty old back-home board shaper in the little shop by the beach, but he still does a good business, and whether he does or not, life goes on, and the world continues turning on its axis. New computer-controlled, high-tech manufacturing techniques and new synthetic materials are taking over the surfboard industry, just like everything else. Deal with it, and stop "giving out grades" on what brands of boards other people have. Surf or STFU, kid. Put your pathetic little ego back in your pants.
Rusty, Firewire, Surftech, Stewart, Hobie, Ben Aipa, Bruce Jones, Dewey Weber and many others are "made overseas" but that doesn't mean they're popouts, nor does it mean they're worthless turds. Now, I have read that BICs and NSPs are true popouts made in a mold, not hand-shaped. That could be good, or bad. Molds ensure absolute consistency in shape and design, although of course it doesn't have the "romance" of a board made by hand in some old shaper's garage. And hey, there are a lot of veteran surfers out there that have fancy custom boards, but still love their old BICs and wouldn't part with them for anything. Hello?
Now, that little speech having been made, I would like to ask if somebody could point to honest, objective reviews of some of these mass produced boards. I'd like to read how they accelerate and turn, for example, and their weight and stiffness, sometimes an issue with epoxy. Is there anywhere out there where one can find this kind of information, instead of the same old childish whining?
Of course, ANY product, from surfboards to toasters, will come in a range of quality. As has been said a millon times, it's not the board, it's the surfer. Remember, Kelly Slater or Laird Hamilton could get on that cheap junk Costco board and surf the balls off of anybody on this forum. Yeah, sure, I get all teary-eyed about the crusty old back-home board shaper in the little shop by the beach, but he still does a good business, and whether he does or not, life goes on, and the world continues turning on its axis. New computer-controlled, high-tech manufacturing techniques and new synthetic materials are taking over the surfboard industry, just like everything else. Deal with it, and stop "giving out grades" on what brands of boards other people have. Surf or STFU, kid. Put your pathetic little ego back in your pants.
Rusty, Firewire, Surftech, Stewart, Hobie, Ben Aipa, Bruce Jones, Dewey Weber and many others are "made overseas" but that doesn't mean they're popouts, nor does it mean they're worthless turds. Now, I have read that BICs and NSPs are true popouts made in a mold, not hand-shaped. That could be good, or bad. Molds ensure absolute consistency in shape and design, although of course it doesn't have the "romance" of a board made by hand in some old shaper's garage. And hey, there are a lot of veteran surfers out there that have fancy custom boards, but still love their old BICs and wouldn't part with them for anything. Hello?
Now, that little speech having been made, I would like to ask if somebody could point to honest, objective reviews of some of these mass produced boards. I'd like to read how they accelerate and turn, for example, and their weight and stiffness, sometimes an issue with epoxy. Is there anywhere out there where one can find this kind of information, instead of the same old childish whining?