
you would have died laughing at me on my first lesson in North Devon, 8ft tall piece of polystyrene (which was 4ft taller than me) which took me 20mins to get to the surf, then after safety etc took us out into the sea.
"i'll hold the board, you catch this wave" he said, well, the wave took me at full belt, he said "now stand up", which is where all went wrong! I must have moved my hands forward too much-front of board went 50ft under water, me with it and wave crashed over my head. Sounds of underwater doplhins and angels playing harps.
After 100hours under water spluttering for my life i found the surface thinking i had died, and wondered how far out i really had been taken------
the instructor was right in front of me, with the water up to his knees, i was 2ft in water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wot a fool eh!!! he laughed for ages!!!!!
yes im a doughnut.