Surfing Waves

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:51 am**

How do I hide these problem everytime I go out to the beach or go back to my car? Other than the time I surf, I will usually think about dirty stuff and my stuff start to pop out. :oops:

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:18 am**

Tried a different kind of wax?

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:32 am**

Dencorub should sort it...

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:28 am**

surf in colder water.....
works for me..... cant even find the little guy between january and april!!!

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:16 pm**

Forget about it and let everyone marvel at your bulging package.

unless you are ashamed?

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:27 pm**

LOL, LOL omg this is weirder than Mr Blobby molesting fafanator

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:30 pm**

Bash it out before you leave the water, plenty more room at sea for some more seamen. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:49 pm**

only one solution Castration :lol:

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:56 pm**

I was having the same issue....then I cut a hole in my suit....now it doesn't bug me a bit...I hate feeling constricted.

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:00 pm**

A HOLE!? I think everyone would feel better if you kept jabba in his hutt

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:31 pm**

garbarrage wrote:surf in colder water.....
works for me..... cant even find the little guy between january and april!!!

HellOO??? ITS SUMMER!!! :shock:

Posted: **Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:55 pm**

pkbum wrote:
garbarrage wrote:surf in colder water.....
works for me..... cant even find the little guy between january and april!!!

HellOO??? ITS SUMMER!!!

california..?.not sure... but still colder than the water you surf in....
if not.... try castration!!
those are your choices dude.... you choose!!!!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:43 am**

garbarrage wrote:
pkbum wrote:
garbarrage wrote:surf in colder water.....
works for me..... cant even find the little guy between january and april!!!

HellOO??? ITS SUMMER!!!

california..?.not sure... but still colder than the water you surf in....
if not.... try castration!!
those are your choices dude.... you choose!!!!!

my bad, i forgot that some of the user here are not at america.

hmm castration might be a good alternative.

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:34 am**

isaluteyou wrote:only one solution Castration

hahahahah

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:54 am**

Lose the wetsuit, show off willy.

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:28 pm**

Free Willy. Since your on the left coast and I'm on the right. It wont bother me.

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:46 pm**

You got a baggy wetsuit??

Posted: **Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:10 pm**

Hmm... get a 'cod piece' section added to your wet suit. Then you may be erect, you may not but you're properly equipped either way. Like this (Henry VII wearing one):

Or this one:

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:42 am**

I think i have an idea that would be hilarious.

I am gonna bring a huge squash or cucumber with me next surf session, and stuff it in and just stand out on the beach doing stretches. haha

Posted: **Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:03 am**

i found Cod piece / Christ Box on beach clean once. How random.

Surfing Waves

Erection while wearing wetsuit

Erection while wearing wetsuit