Surfing without a wetsuit (but not naked ya perve!)

So I was surfing without a 5/3 mm wetsuit for only the second time last week, (I was away for a week last year and again last week).
Anyhoo, I was having the same two problems again.
1. Chaffing with the board shorts!!!!
Bloody hell!!! What the hells all that about!?! Inside of the top of the legs very close to the personal bits!!! Jeeze, I went through almost a tub of vasaline. While others were stretching their muscles on the beach I was hunched over rubbing vasaline on mine!!
2. The leash wrapping round my foot
This ruined my stance if the leash got tangled around my toes on the front foot. But could also hurt if it got caught round my ankle in a wipeout and the board is yanked away from me. This never normally hurts due to the thick wetsuit or booties that I usually wear.
Does this happen to anyone else, or am I just cementing myself as the forum woose?
Anyhoo, I was having the same two problems again.
1. Chaffing with the board shorts!!!!
Bloody hell!!! What the hells all that about!?! Inside of the top of the legs very close to the personal bits!!! Jeeze, I went through almost a tub of vasaline. While others were stretching their muscles on the beach I was hunched over rubbing vasaline on mine!!

2. The leash wrapping round my foot
This ruined my stance if the leash got tangled around my toes on the front foot. But could also hurt if it got caught round my ankle in a wipeout and the board is yanked away from me. This never normally hurts due to the thick wetsuit or booties that I usually wear.
Does this happen to anyone else, or am I just cementing myself as the forum woose?
