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Postby CheeZee » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:31 pm

Um.... yes....
...wrong wrong wrong ...move your desk to the back of the class bro :lol:
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Postby surferdude_scarborough » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:40 pm

CheeZee wrote:you are all telling me that you would leap out of bed in mid morning playtime to go rushing down to the waters edge


ahem already done that once. didnt go down too well :oops:
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Postby pacey » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:42 pm

in all honesty it would depend how close i lived to the break, how long i'd been with the gorgeous lady in question, and the length since the last good session (in both cases!)

most of the time, the sex would have to come first!
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:45 pm

CheeZee wrote:
Um.... yes....
...wrong wrong wrong ...move your desk to the back of the class bro :lol:


*shuffle shuffle shuffle, sit down in a huff*

:lol:
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Postby Brisbanebound » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:01 pm

It does depend on who its with - I mean, theres no way in the world you could prise me out of bed if I was with Jessica Alba or many other gorgeous women!
But, and this will sound nasty, I know the Mrs will be there when I get back!!! No need to compromise - surf then sex if I'm up to it!!! (you can see why she loves me!!!)
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Postby CheeZee » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:05 pm

But, and this will sound nasty, I know the Mrs will be there when I get back!!! No need to compromise - surf then sex if I'm up to it!!! (you can see why she loves me!!!)
...lol.. spoken like a real man ..lmao .. your soo gonna get sheeet if she ever reads this huh ?! :lol: :wink:
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Postby pat42 » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:29 pm

I cant believe so many have said surf rather than sex!

I thought I was wierd 8)
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Postby MrJoe » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:11 pm

Id have to go with surfing on this one; sex is great, but surfing is just far more rewarding!
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Postby nsidla » Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:57 pm

given that sex is always available even to a certain degree without another person :wink: :lol: , I'd take surf because its not as abundant, at least not right now...
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Postby essex sucks » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:01 pm

surf me me thinks
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Postby Sillysausage » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:06 pm

surfing normally lasts longer...so what do you think?
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Postby Luke » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:35 pm

Sillysausage wrote:surfing normally lasts longer...so what do you think?


Are you talking about a total session, or a single wave? :lol:
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:37 pm

Luke252 wrote:
Sillysausage wrote:surfing normally lasts longer...so what do you think?

Are you talking about a total session, or a single wave? :lol:

I can get straight back on a wave and start again so it doesnt matter :wink:
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Postby CheeZee » Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:15 pm

lol..im lovin this thread :lol:

i gotta say ..its real cool to know that most of you are dedicated to the ocean mistress .. and the fun held therein ..either that or y'all need to watch more scorn for new ideas lmao

" take away my donkey, spider monkey, a dozen pina coladas and two Rican wives (waiting on that kitey) with a large carrot each .. and then and only then ..will i choose to run into the sea with my board in preference to :woot: :oops: :woot: :rock: :rock: :woot: :oops: :shrug: :claps:

When i know i can surf well, then i guess i'll be the same as you guyz ... soul surf first .. everything else second ! but im not sure i could ever be 'that' good ..so you lot must be at Maverick riding standard :wink: 8) :lol:
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Postby PapaW » Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:21 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:
CheeZee wrote:
Um.... yes....
...wrong wrong wrong ...move your desk to the back of the class bro :lol:


*shuffle shuffle shuffle, sit down in a huff*

:lol:


Standing side by side with you man.. I would so be all over the surf...
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Postby Otter » Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:10 am

Surfboards curves never sag.

Surfboards last longer.

Surfboards don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.

Surfboards don't have in-laws.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have ridden.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have.

Surfboards don't mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.

If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Surfboards don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

You can't get diseases from a surfboard you don't know very well.
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Postby Hang11 » Tue Jun 19, 2007 4:19 am

Otter wrote:Surfboards curves never sag.

Surfboards last longer.

Surfboards don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.

Surfboards don't have in-laws.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have ridden.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have.

Surfboards don't mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.

If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Surfboards don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

You can't get diseases from a surfboard you don't know very well.


All very true, but you can't roll a surfboard over and ride it from behind.
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Postby PapaW » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:06 am

You can on a sponge :p :lol:
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Postby bballsk8er333 » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:07 am

Hang11 wrote:but you can't roll a surfboard over and ride it from behind.


and with most females you also cannot....sadly
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Postby PapaW » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:17 am

:lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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