Perfection.

by **CHarvey** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:17 am

Hang11;
That has to be one of the funniest posts I have ever read. I was dieing.
The perfect story of a kook in love.

by **Otter** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:12 am

RJD wrote:this guy doesnt even grease up his wetsuit first, n00b.

You and hang11 should come over to the U.S. before the Hollywood writer's strike ends! I see real comedy talent here! Thanks to fafanator for the inspiration! I haven't laughed so hard on a thread in a very long time! Thanks guys!

by **Hang11** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:38 am

Otter wrote:
RJD wrote:this guy doesnt even grease up his wetsuit first, n00b.

You and hang11 should come over to the U.S. before the Hollywood writer's strike ends! I see real comedy talent here! Thanks to fafanator for the inspiration! I haven't laughed so hard on a thread in a very long time! Thanks guys!

Thanks for the compliment, but I think me and RJD are happy living in the land of the long white cloud, being an accountant and software developer respectively, and getting to enjoy the goods that Huey is sometimes kind enough to offer us up.

by **Otter** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:45 am

Our loss...

by **Phil** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:09 am

i think fafanator is that twat we had on here trolling a few months ago

by **smallwavegrovellerchick** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:55 am

Whoa, you guys are relentless, eh? Don't most people think they surf better than they actually do? Man, I always feel like I'm ripping, then I look at my surf pics and think "man, what a kook!"

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:52 am

smallwavegrovellerchick wrote:Whoa, you guys are relentless, eh? Don't most people think they surf better than they actually do? Man, I always feel like I'm ripping, then I look at my surf pics and think "man, what a kook!"

Oh c'mon... yeah, of course there's always a bit of that, but this idiot is claiming 15ft barrels in one thread and asking how to get out of the whitewater on another.

by **The Fafanator** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:55 am

O_Danny_Boy wrote:pretty good for someone whos only been surfing 3 weeks

Dude, it is not actually something that happened, just a nice story, like a essay, or a short story, common, it is just a nice STORY, common.

by **The Fafanator** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:02 am

drowningbitbybit wrote:
smallwavegrovellerchick wrote:Whoa, you guys are relentless, eh? Don't most people think they surf better than they actually do? Man, I always feel like I'm ripping, then I look at my surf pics and think "man, what a kook!"

Oh c'mon... yeah, of course there's always a bit of that, but this idiot is claiming 15ft barrels in one thread and asking how to get out of the whitewater on another.

No, I didn't clame that, I sayed it was going to be 15ft, and stormy, no one will go out in it (unless thy are complete mental cases.). plus in my "location" it is just one of those things you write, just to make it a bit more entertaining.

Common, you guys need to have a sence of when something is serserious and when it isn't. When I asked what you think I ment what you think about the story, not what you think about the surfing, it is just a nice story!!!!!!
It is aout a guy that had the surf session of his life, and the meaning behind it is that the moment of perfection is always a fleeting one.

by **Milo** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:47 am

You tell em bro, funny thread. Faf take it on the chin and give em this :nerner:

by **The Fafanator** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:51 am

^ I think it was hang11 that made it the funniest, damn tha was funny!! I laughed so much I farted twice.

by **O_Danny_Boy** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:14 pm

i dont believe it for a second, your only back-tracking cuz you got busted

by **BoarderDave** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:26 pm

Idk, sounded like one of the stories I would've wrote in my high school English class to me.

Hang11's was pretty funny. haha. I could just imagine someone actually doing that. :lol:

by **The Fafanator** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:36 pm

O_Danny_Boy wrote:i dont believe it for a second, your only back-tracking cuz you got busted

Common, do you really think that something in that a poetic style can be serious, whts next, do you think a fiction writer is trying to make you b eleave the stuff he writes, btw to tell you the truth I wrote this for English creative writing, it is just a story, like Lord of the Rings, The Screwtape Letters, or any other fiction, I wish people would stop thinking I am serious even when I write in a totally poetic style of writing. (poetic doesn't neccaseraly mean it rymes)

by **scuba steve** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:24 pm

The Fafanator wrote:Common, do you really think that something in that a poetic style can be serious, whts next, do you think a fiction writer is trying to make you b eleave the stuff he writes, btw to tell you the truth I wrote this for English creative writing, it is just a story, like Lord of the Rings, The Screwtape Letters, or any other fiction, I wish people would stop thinking I am serious even when I write in a totally poetic style of writing. (poetic doesn't neccaseraly mean it rymes)

, Poetic??? Dude that was a disgrace of a poem, and why do you keep callin everyone common?

by **Sillysausage** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:09 pm

what? it really was? i was just reading another post by you Faf and i thought it was for some kind of english essay. whatever anyway! you're obviously a grom like me and we will get the pi** ripped out of us even if we don't do anything wrong so when you write some essay on here you will get it much worse.

as well when you're in the water most older people will think that they have priority over you even though they say that they follow the surfing etiquette (or how ever you spell it!).

so basically, only post things that are true and even better if you have evidence. or clearly state that that was supposed to be some homework before writing it!

by **scuba steve** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:35 pm

Sillysausage wrote:what? it really was? i was just reading another post by you Faf and i thought it was for some kind of english essay. whatever anyway! you're obviously a grom like me and we will get the pi** ripped out of us even if we don't do anything wrong so when you write some essay on here you will get it much worse.

as well when you're in the water most older people will think that they have priority over you even though they say that they follow the surfing etiquette (or how ever you spell it!).

so basically, only post things that are true and even better if you have evidence. or clearly state that that was supposed to be some homework before writing it!

Huh? I'm pretty much a grom too but that was'nt a poetic essay. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm sure it was just an innocent post but it was pretty damn weird, especially the epilepsy bit.

by **Sillysausage** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:12 pm

lol i kow it was weird but it reminded me so much of writing 'descriptive writing' of a chipshop on a match day or something in my gcse's.

basically what i am saying is...if your going to talk sh** on here you will get it ripped out of you. i don't imagine that many people on here are pro surfers so if you say you are..especially after surfing 3 weeks then you are blatantly lying

by **scuba steve** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:12 am

Sillysausage wrote:lol i kow it was weird but it reminded me so much of writing 'descriptive writing' of a chipshop on a match day or something in my gcse's.

basically what i am saying is...if your going to talk sh** on here you will get it ripped out of you. i don't imagine that many people on here are pro surfers so if you say you are..especially after surfing 3 weeks then you are blatantly lying

Yeah, that's fair enough.

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:19 am

lets crucify him

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