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Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby oldmansurfer » Wed May 25, 2016 6:35 pm

http://www.theinertia.com/surf/5-9-is-the-optimal-height-for-a-surfer-aka-short-people-rule-surfing/ It seems there have been only 2 World Champions over 6 foot tall (Andy Irons and Joel Parkinson). I am 6'2" ... that's my excuse. What's yours? :lol:
So what is worse.... dying or regretting it for the rest of my life? Obviously I chose not regretting it.
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby BoMan » Wed May 25, 2016 11:50 pm

Haha! At 5'7" the hook for me was...
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Oh cr*#p, that means I should be a good surfer. Better luck next time! :D
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby dtc » Thu May 26, 2016 1:37 am

Shorter height leads to lower levels of education, lower job status, and less income.

So does surfing...

The other benefit of being short is that you can surf 'head high' waves that to me are only 'chest high'.
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby Big H » Thu May 26, 2016 2:40 am

Simon Anderson is 6'3"....there are some bigger surfers around.
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby RinkyDink » Thu May 26, 2016 3:26 am

The problem is short guys don't float and sharks prefer short dudes (less struggle). At 5'11" I got the best of both worlds.
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby waikikikichan » Thu May 26, 2016 9:10 am

BoMan wrote:Haha! At 5'7"


Pfft, I wish. At my last check up I was 158 cm or about 5'2". When I won my first noseriding contest, some of the other competitors complained I won only because I was Small and Light. Funny, I didn't hear you guys complaining at Football and Basketball try outs.
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby waikikikichan » Thu May 26, 2016 9:16 am

oldmansurfer wrote: I am 6'2" ... that's my excuse. What's yours? :lol:


I am 5'2" and can turn a 11'0" x 25 3/4 x 4 1/16" 125L volume Tanker. What's your Big Guy excuses ?
( not directed at you uncle OMS )
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby Big H » Thu May 26, 2016 1:52 pm

waikikikichan wrote:
oldmansurfer wrote: I am 6'2" ... that's my excuse. What's yours? :lol:


I am 5'2" and can turn a 11'0" x 25 3/4 x 4 1/16" 125L volume Tanker. What's your Big Guy excuses ?
( not directed at you uncle OMS )

All my excuses are rooted in jealousy.....waves are always better for the smaller guys....groms rip on waves that will barely support me....no matter how good the waves are, it's always better for a smaller guy....

I will say that I feel the field levels a little sometimes when smaller guys are duck diving every wave and I can just put my head down and plow through.....

....but just a little.... :)
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby BoMan » Thu May 26, 2016 3:49 pm

My "dark side" enjoys watching big guys surf small waves on short boards. The paddle battles are epic!

6 strokes and I'm up....that might be good. :D
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby oldmansurfer » Thu May 26, 2016 4:49 pm

BoMan wrote:My "dark side" enjoys watching big guys surf small waves on short boards. The paddle battles are epic!

6 strokes and I'm up....that might be good. :D

You mean like this guy?
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby drowningbitbybit » Thu May 26, 2016 9:14 pm

I'm 6', built like a brick s#1thouse, and currently un-surf-fit... that's my excuse :wink:

Big H wrote:All my excuses are rooted in jealousy.....waves are always better for the smaller guys....groms rip on waves that will barely support me....no matter how good the waves are, it's always better for a smaller guy....


I have a friend, and she's 5' and about 40kg... a tiny tiny little person, and ripped with muscle... and goddamit, she's out there surfing on waves that plain old physics says I'm not going to be able to surf. Tiny gutless little waves that aren't even breaking... yup, she's up and ripping :bang:

...then the big stuff comes along... and she still whips my butt!... she's had 20 times as many waves as I had in the last week 'cos she can surf the small stuff, and she's ready to go, while wobbler-boy here has to get his surf mojo going again! :blah: :lol:
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby SurferPete » Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:56 am

Dude, your 5'0 "friend" is probably hott as hell also, since she surfs. If it was me, I'd make sure it is a friends with benefits type of deal, or turn it into one right quick. Then you can be riding her and not worrying about how much better she shreds waves than you.
That's just my two cents worth tho. :)
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby waikikikichan » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:01 pm

SurferPete wrote: If it was me, I'd make sure it is a friends with benefits type of deal, or turn it into one right quick. Then you can be riding her and not worrying about how much better she shreds waves than you.


You should switch over to Sticky Bumps, cause it seems you been sniffing too much Sex wax.
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby Big H » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:57 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:I'm 6', built like a brick s#1thouse, and currently un-surf-fit... that's my excuse :wink:

Big H wrote:All my excuses are rooted in jealousy.....waves are always better for the smaller guys....groms rip on waves that will barely support me....no matter how good the waves are, it's always better for a smaller guy....


I have a friend, and she's 5' and about 40kg... a tiny tiny little person, and ripped with muscle... and goddamit, she's out there surfing on waves that plain old physics says I'm not going to be able to surf. Tiny gutless little waves that aren't even breaking... yup, she's up and ripping :bang:

...then the big stuff comes along... and she still whips my butt!... she's had 20 times as many waves as I had in the last week 'cos she can surf the small stuff, and she's ready to go, while wobbler-boy here has to get his surf mojo going again! :blah: :lol:


My tiny violin plays the same sad tune.... :lol:
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby BoMan » Thu Jun 09, 2016 2:47 am

Big H wrote:Waves are always better for the smaller guys.


Sometimes we're all smaller guys. :shock:

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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby jaffa1949 » Thu Jun 09, 2016 5:14 am

My cahones are not that big that I could be that small :lol:
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Re: Are you a short guy? That might be good

Postby dtc » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:01 am

At that size its not surfing, its just snowboarding (with an avalanche). Go straight down and as fast as possible and try not to fall over.

Keeping in mind that I would be at least 500m from the shoreline in the direction of the land if I even saw a wave that size.
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