rad!!!

by **stonebrew4life** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:04 pm

so i was out teaching my girlfriend to surf the other day and we were having the usual fun that comes with the white water
but anyway she falls off and the board hits her right in the shnoz
shes hurt and all teary eyed and her nose is bleeding a little
i say maybe we should go in for a while and she says no she didnt care and just wants to go farther out where the actual waves were breaking!

now she wants to go with me whenever i go out
rad

!

by **PapaW** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 3:53 pm

I guess the next logical step is to slap her about at bit at home... :roll:

by **CHarvey** » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:07 pm

LMAO!!!
After that I guess you can see if likes to be asfixiated.

by **stonebrew4life** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:06 am

PapaW wrote:I guess the next logical step is to slap her about at bit at home...

oh we have our fun :wink:

by **pkbum** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:09 am

Anybody try having sex on a really big longboard?

by **garbarrage** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:39 pm

^^while surfind with a fine cigar and a brandy gidget-style?

by **Chris*B** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:42 pm

pkbum wrote:Anybody try having sex on a really big longboard?

random.

by **Real Pol** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:20 pm

PapaW wrote:I guess the next logical step is to slap her about at bit at home...

Ha ha!!

Seriously though, a chick that can take a battering doing sports is a keeper. I usually find my chicks lying at the side of a slope rubbing there asses with tears in their eyes wanting to go home. Never tried taking a chick into the water I imagine the cold would get them blubbering.

(After reading that back I thought I'd better clarify a couple of things, 1. I don't always call girls "chicks" I use other names like burd, lady, Wumin etc, 2. I am not, and not trying to come across over the internet as, some ladies man with loads of girls hanging around me. In fact I've just become single so the opposite is true.)

by **CHarvey** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:34 pm

Good thing you clarified all that.
Here I was thinking you were a midget womanizer with an underbite.
At least that's what I got out of it.

by **stonebrew4life** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:29 pm

haha blubbering

by **greg@hoodatsurfco** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:27 am

Real Pol wrote:(After reading that back I thought I'd better clarify a couple of things, 1. I don't always call girls "chicks" I use other names like burd, lady, Wumin etc, 2. I am not, and not trying to come across over the internet as, some ladies man with loads of girls hanging around me. In fact I've just become single so the opposite is true.)

None of that makes sense.. are you saying when I call my lady the "baby factory" or "vacuum mouth" its wrong?

by **Real Pol** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:06 am

"Vacuum Mouth" is okay.

"Baby Factory"!?! WTF!?! Go out and drink some beers with your mates tonight, the friends who are allowed out who don't have to change nappies or pumice their womans feet, and say that! Hopefully they'll slap some sense into you!
Female + Baby = who cares! That formula shouldn't exist!
:unuts:

by **Hang11** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:18 pm

pkbum wrote:Anybody try having sex on a really big longboard?

RJD has.

I didn't find it funny, wasn't really up for it, and it was too cold to take my wetsuit off anyway. Now I always paddle out behind him, so I can keep an eye on him.

by **parrysurf** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:39 pm

pkbum wrote:Anybody try having sex on a really big longboard?

I call it stand up dogie paddle. :shock:

rad!!!

rad!!!

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