What stings like a jelly fish but attaches itself to a rock?

[PapaW]

Did i mention before that reef and rock cuts in the salt water sting more becuase of the salt water....

[4theLoveofTHeWipeOut]

'"Ammonia is one of the best things for neutralizing jelly fish stings, when your out on the water one of the most readily available forms of ammonia is urine which contains ammonia, so therefore u piss and pour it on urself it helps ease the pain of the sting." (Manny Puig - Steve O's guru buddy).

I used to get stung by these little pink jelly fish when I used to spear fish a lot b4 i took up surfing, dont know the scientific name we just called them stingers, u welt up and sting like hell and there little tentacles stick to u and keep stinging till u pull them off, yes piss does work for a quick relief.

[Dec]

What stings like a jelly fish but attaches itself to a rock?

Women!

[Jc]

I rekon my old maths teacher stings and clings to a rock

[greg@hoodatsurfco]

"What stings like a jellyfish but attaches itself to a rock?"

A woman

[greg@hoodatsurfco]

What stings like a jelly fish but attaches itself to a rock?

Women!

damn it! i didn't see your post. you win

[Jonah_Fro]

lmao .. reckon we should start a new thread in General chat .. " The worst place youve been found having a pee when drunk "

The worst three:

Woke up on holiday with my missus asking why the bin had been taken out from under the sink and was full of "liquid".

Woke up one morning to find my window sill a few mm's deep in "liquid". Curtains were dry and I sleep nude, so anyone walking past my windows would have had an awesome view

had a dream that I'd made it to the loo, but was too drunk to stand up , so decided to sit down to pee. Woke up sitting at the desk in my room peeing all over my seat.

God bless beer.