Need Expert Feedback

To whomever may be reading this.
Basically I need some expert opinions on my A-level final product. Now I know it looks like a pile of crap, but it’s what I’m stuck with and the percentage of the mark is not from the finished product, it’s the quality of the written work where the marks are.
What I have designed is effectively a device that you attach your board to and then you can practice your popups and general balancing allowing you to developing your core muscles, as well as improving your surfing techniques. The device is made from 100% reclaimed and recycled materials; All the welding has been done by myself; the whole thing can be taken apart and be stored in a confined space.
So I know this will be ridiculed, but if the troll hunting could be kept to a minimum that would be great. Any feedback would be sick. So if you could please give me some responses good or bad and constructive criticism on how to improve it in any way either aesthetically, functionally, safety wise… just pretty much anything. Slate it as much as you want it’s all good and is vital for good designing and developing.
Cheers
Basically I need some expert opinions on my A-level final product. Now I know it looks like a pile of crap, but it’s what I’m stuck with and the percentage of the mark is not from the finished product, it’s the quality of the written work where the marks are.
What I have designed is effectively a device that you attach your board to and then you can practice your popups and general balancing allowing you to developing your core muscles, as well as improving your surfing techniques. The device is made from 100% reclaimed and recycled materials; All the welding has been done by myself; the whole thing can be taken apart and be stored in a confined space.
So I know this will be ridiculed, but if the troll hunting could be kept to a minimum that would be great. Any feedback would be sick. So if you could please give me some responses good or bad and constructive criticism on how to improve it in any way either aesthetically, functionally, safety wise… just pretty much anything. Slate it as much as you want it’s all good and is vital for good designing and developing.
Cheers