help an ancient surfer get wet (u.k.)

hi guys, first post. Having learned to surf in cape town in the 60,s, I went through the longboard/shortboard revolution ,and like many others ended up going back to the lighter versions of the longboard. when we relocated to rye east sussex (12 yrs, ago) ,I pretty much accepted that my wet days were over, as the nearest beaches are camber & hastings, and Ive yet to see surf at either,however a recent short visit to Devon has rekindled my appetite. So , 1) how much would I have to invest (I have no equipment) 2)where are my nearest spots 3) what are these "soft" boards I see on e/bay & are they any good 4) where to stay/camp & dozens of other questions. bear in mind that I dont expect to get in the water that often, but would just be stoked to know Im not yet dead. thanks in anticipation .Greenpimpernel.