Looking for cracked/broken/beat up board

Why would I be looking for this? well, i have a dorky little mazda 323 car, and my friends always make fun of it. I live near chicago, in a farmland area, and i thought it would be funny to mount a surf board on top of it. So if you have somthing that you dont even care about anymore, throw me an e-mail and a picture. Thanks-- Cory
Email: fieldsofil@hotmail.com
Email: fieldsofil@hotmail.com