NO Wolfie I'm not on this forum to create havoc or have a one sided view. Having a beetle is now no longer stereotypical, I am still trying to understand , you have good board
tick, you want a board on the roof to look cool hmm OK.
There are things like board socks that will protect your board in the Hampshire sun , they work in Australia. Much cheaper than a banger board.
Next question where are you going to put your expensive board whilst you have the replicant on the roof?

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As for the hodad bit well that is a genuine term that covered the behaviours of putting a board or clothes on to pretend to being a surf
we can cross that off.
Now for where to get a board go down to the local surf shop or the west coast of England buy a cheap secondhand off the rack, try gumtree or England' s Ebay.
Hardly one sided, just your whole request and supporting statements still make me not quite understand.